Success just invest in the afterlife bro

[Cope Artist]

Chooses a lower spot in eternal heaven, for some ease in this temporarily life.
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I know, fucking hilarious

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

There's spots in heaven? I thought you either get in or you don't? So it's like a vacation hotel where you can get a nice royal suite or a shitty 2-star motel room?

There's 100 levels. The highest is for prophets and martyrs

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Chooses a lower spot in eternal heaven, for some ease in this temporarily life.
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Yeah it's understandable.

 

[Cope Artist]

That's not what we we're discussing. I'm saying that being god concious almost 100% of the time is a very difficult thing to do. And it's understandble why someone can't just casually adbandon every single sin they commit. And that people who do stay god concious that amount of time are notable, and at a very high level of righteousness. Let me put it simply. I believe there's a decent shot to get into heaven anyways even if I commit a few sins. I choose a lower spot in heaven and some ease in this life.

You don't seem to completely understand what you're comarping here
You make it sound as if going to heaven is like having a nice car or a beatiful life
You're talking about eternity here, what temptations do you speak of? How coud anything even slightly compare to that? That's what I'm asking you
You have to work/study thousands of hours just to have a slightly better prospects of life, yet in the face of eternal heaven you fail due to temptations? Seriously?

 

[Fabio]

I pray regularly. I repent everyday. I don't do any drugs even when shoved into my face. That shows I do have faith in allah. And I do all these things despite it being the polar opposite of the culture I live in.

You don't eat cyanide because you know it will 100% kill you, you fully believe it.
If you truly believed in your god you would treat every sin the same way.

 

[Atila]

There's 100 levels. The highest is for prophets and martyrs

and you make fun of @THE TRUE HONKLER being in a mental asylum

 

[Fabio]

There's 100 levels. The highest is for prophets and martyrs

>God loves round numbers and also use base10
Holy based

 

[Khaos]

There's 100 levels. The highest is for prophets and martyrs

What do you get more on higher levels? Do you have like more virgins or a stocked fridge in your room or better room service?

 

[Cope Artist]

What do you get more on higher levels? Do you have like more virgins or a stocked fridge in your room or better room service?

An imam once told me after a certain level you get to use the same pools as the prophets, no joke

 

[Fabio]

Do you also have to tell your sins to Imams or whatever is the priest equivalent in Islam?

 

[Fabio]

An imam once told me after a certain level you get to use the same pools as the prophets, no joke

Lower levels have to get by with just bottled Prophet bathwater.

 

[Khaos]

An imam once told me after a certain level you get to use the same pools as the prophets, no joke

Well if that's the only benefit I hope the pool is nice as fuck and none of them piss in the pool

 

[Cope Artist]

Do you also have to tell your sins to Imams or whatever is the priest equivalent in Islam?

No, I don't think that concept exists in islam
You just repent and promise god to never do it again, and its supposedly all forgiven

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

What do you get more on higher levels? Do you have like more virgins or a stocked fridge in your room or better room service?

Just in the lowest level of paradise a man will have a garden 8x the size of the earth. He will have two virgin wifes. And that's just the lowest level.

 

[Cope Artist]

IWell if that's the only benefit I hope the pool is nice as fuck and none of them piss in the pool

It's holy piss bro, it smells like rosewater obviously

 

[Cope Artist]

Just in the lowest level of paradise a man will have a garden 8x the size of the earth. He will have two virgin wifes. And that's just the lowest level.

@NeverEndingWinter really be risking 8 earths for some rotten pussy, brutal

 

[『 』]

I would be more open to religions if they weren't entirely based on "Bro just trust me".

Buddhism is like the only one not like that tbh

 

[Fimbultyr]

Yeah it's understandable.

It's stupid bro.

Just live like a beggar in this life, maybe die early cause of it and enjoy your eternal life as one of Allah's most obedient followers.
If you truly belief in Allah, why you choose to be an impure follower of him?

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

You don't seem to completely understand what you're comarping here
You make it sound as if going to heaven is like having a nice car or a beatiful life
You're talking about eternity here, what temptations do you speak of? How coud anything even slightly compare to that? That's what I'm asking you
You have to work/study thousands of hours just to have a slightly better prospects of life, yet in the face of eternal heaven you fail due to temptations? Seriously?

I wanted to completely dedicate my life to Islam. I don't know if I have the mental fortitude though. I try to minimize sin as much as possible. It's possible that I am more capable than I think I am. Maybe soon I will become a fully submited man of allah. I doubt myself though.

 

[Cope Artist]

I wanted to completely dedicate my life to Islam. I don't know if I have the mental fortitude though. I try to minimize sin as much as possible. It's possible that I am more capable than I think I am. Maybe soon I will become a fully submited man of allah. I doubt myself though.

Just think of your wives waiting for you in heaven man. Your wives and their sweet, soft breasts. All you gotta do is hold on, I believe in you

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Just think of your wives waiting for you in heaven man. Your wives and their sweet, soft breasts. All you gotta do is hold on, I believe in you

Maybe I will. I'd have to stop using this forum, sacrifice some of my facial beauty, stop hanging out with my friends, stop watching anime, stop listening to music, stop looking at women, and many more.

 

[Khaos]

Just in the lowest level of paradise a man will have a garden 8x the size of the earth. He will have two virgin wifes. And that's just the lowest level.

Will he get help to maintain that gigantic garden? Seems like a lot of work. I don't know if his two wives will be enough to help him with that.

 

[Cope Artist]

Maybe I will. I'd have to stop using this forum, sacrifice some of my facial beauty, stop hanging out with my friends, stop watching anime, stop listening to music, stop looking at women, and many more.

Yeah, it's worth it for all the sex and wine you'll get in heaven though

 

[Cope Artist]

Will he get help to maintain that gigantic garden? Seems like a lot of work. I don't know if his two wives will be enough to help him with that.

Well he'll have an eternity to work on that garden
The worst part is, you can't quit, you're just stuck there, forever

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Will he get help to maintain that gigantic garden? Seems like a lot of work. I don't know if his two wives will be enough to help him with that.

It's an eternity of life to explore it

 

[Khaos]

Well he'll have an eternity to work on that garden
The worst part is, you can't quit, you're just stuck there, forever

Jannies would feel right at home in heaven, free work

 

[Fabio]

Jannies would feel right at home in heaven, free work

Inb4 Islam is an elaborate scheme for Allah to get the most dedicated gardeners

 

[Cope Artist]

It's an eternity of life to explore it

Can't you just shape reality in heaven?
Some muslim weebs here say that they'll recreate their anime world and live in it when they go to heaven

 

[Khaos]

Can't you just shape reality in heaven?
Some muslim weebs here say that they'll recreate their anime world and live in it when they go to heaven

inb4 @Fabio converts to islam

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Can't you just shape reality in heaven?
Some muslim weebs here say that they'll recreate their anime world and live in it when they go to heaven

No it's eternal bliss. You'll forget about your waifu when you see your beaitufl fair skinned virgin wife.

 

[Fabio]

inb4 @Fabio converts to islam

DMing @NeverEndingWinter @Looksmax Refugee as we speak.

 

[Fabio]

DMing @NeverEndingWinter @Looksmax Refugee as we speak.

 

[bitcoin]

this was all part of the plan
@bitcoin thought it was philosophy that gathered interest on the forum, in reality it was just religious tension
so I made a thread on mocking religion and achieved his dream
@bitcoin learn from this thread nigga

220 REPLIES? Wtf is up lately with these monster threads. Is there some grand conspiracy on neets.me to fuck with me? But honestly bro I'm just happy it wasn't looksmax refugee winning post of the century. if that happened I would have roped. JESUS though you must be through the roof if my post ever got this high I'd buy pizza for everybody on the forum. or sponsor anti age of consent legislation (jk feds)

 

[Khaos]

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Ayo... can you ask for me too? Tell allah I repent for my sins

 

[Cope Artist]

No it's eternal bliss. You'll forget about your waifu when you see your beaitufl fair skinned virgin wife.

You sure about that? I thought you could have anything you ever wanted
Theres this adventure anime out there, I dont know its name. Its about sailing with ships I think.
We had these mandatory religion classes in highschool, and the teacher had asked, what would you want if you died and went to heaven
One of the weebs said he'd want to live in that anime world after he died
I still remember that like yesterday

 

[Khaos]

You sure about that? I thought you could have anything you ever wanted
Theres this adventure anime out there, I dont know its name. Its about sailing with ships I think.
We had these mandatory religion classes in highschool, and the teacher had asked, what would you want if you died and went to heaven
One of the weebs said he'd want to live in that anime world after he died
I still remember that like yesterday

One piece muslimcels?

 

[Cope Artist]

One piece muslimcels?

oh yeah you got it, thats the one
its really popular here I think

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

You sure about that? I thought you could have anything you ever wanted
Theres this adventure anime out there, I dont know its name. Its about sailing with ships I think.
We had these mandatory religion classes in highschool, and the teacher had asked, what would you want if you died and went to heaven
One of the weebs said he'd want to live in that anime world after he died
I still remember that like yesterday

No mind can even begin comprehend the luxury of Jannah. Even if you lived for 1000 years thinking every day what it would be like, you wouldn't even come close. It will make you forget about anything on earth in a second of being there.

 

[Cope Artist]

No mind can even begin comprehend the luxury of Jannah. Even if you lived for 1000 years thinking every day what it would be like, you wouldn't even come close. It will make you forget about anything on earth in a second of being there.

do you have the option to quit or are you really just stuck there? are you forced to exist forever?

 

[Khaos]

No mind can even begin comprehend the luxury of Jannah. Even if you lived for 1000 years thinking every day what it would be like, you wouldn't even come close. It will make you forget about anything on earth in a second of being there.

Tbh you're an idiot for rotting here instead of working harder to get the best spot

 

[Khaos]

No mind can even begin comprehend the luxury of Jannah. Even if you lived for 1000 years thinking every day what it would be like, you wouldn't even come close. It will make you forget about anything on earth in a second of being there.

A question for you, you said there are 100 levels right. So is there the same number of spots for each level? I mean like how does the people who get into heaven get distributed into those spots? Is it possible to have everyone on the same level spots or is it the same number of people on each level? Or does it follow a bell curve standard distribution with most people in the middle spots?

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

A question for you, you said there are 100 levels right. So is there the same number of spots for each level? I mean like how does the people who get into heaven get distributed into those spots? Is it possible to have everyone on the same level spots or is it the same number of people on each level? Or does it follow a bell curve standard distribution with most people in the middle spots?

There's not that much detail, but it will work out to peoples liking

 

[『 』]

>God loves round numbers and also use base10
Holy based

this is why I love you Fabio jfl

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Tbh you're an idiot for rotting here instead of working harder to get the best spot

I'm happy with a middle spot. It's gonna be good anyways.

 

[Fimbultyr]

I'm happy with a middle spot. It's gonna be good anyways.

You really think Allah will let you in with that attitude?

 

[Khaos]

I'm happy with a middle spot. It's gonna be good anyways.

Sure but since you don't have much detail you don't really know how hard it will be to get into heaven in the first place. Doing anything else than aiming for the highest possible spot is just foolish and nonsense.

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

You really think Allah will let you in with that attitude?

It's up to allah, but I am not sure where I'll end up. I usually use the word "probably" or "if" but I forgot that time. My main goal is just to escape hell.

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Sure but since you don't have much detail you don't really know how hard it will be to get into heaven in the first place. Doing anything else than aiming for the highest possible spot is just foolish and nonsense.

No I have strong faith that my intention are mostly good, and I believe allah will be merciful to me. Allah is very lax to forgive people sins.

 

[Fimbultyr]

My main goal is just to escape hell.

That's a shitty attitude, your main goal should be to embrace your Love for Allah.
Imagine just being obedient to your god, so he doesn't throw you in hell.
You should love him for what he can offer you, instead.

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Allah is very lax to forgive people sins.

Only to the humbly submissive. The guy who sins out of weakness is greater than the one who does it out of arrogance towards allahz