Cope Artist
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jfl, this has gotta be the stupidest shit I have ever seen
jfl, this has gotta be the stupidest shit I have ever seen
Lucillian
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will the jews also run the bank in heaven?
Khaos
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This is why I can't take religionfags seriously.
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FullTimeRotter
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Nooooo!!!
Atila
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Send me money and i will call allah personally for you to let you in heaven
Lucillian
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send them to me, i know the rothschilds.
NeverEndingWinter
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How is it stupid if you genuinely believe in an afterlife? The majority of people in the world believe in the concept of an afterlife
Cope Artist
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its stupid that they made the concept of heaven into an economy, isnt allah the only legit judge?
x700 returns on investment, passive sawab income from the masjid, boost sawab production with teaching quran to kids...
tf is this? a fucking mobile game? jfl
me and the boys setting up sawab farms so we can build a real estate empire in heaven
NeverEndingWinter
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It's not really about making it into an economy. The teachings are there so we can all know that we won't go unrewarded for everything we do
Looksmax Refugee
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It's just to build a mosque, and spread Islamic teachings. It's not like it's all going to one pope or cardinal who will use it to live a comfy life. Donating to make your religion stronger is a pretty normal thing to do.
Disorder
Why the world gotta be like this?
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More proof that religion is a scam
Cope Artist
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I got this ad while I was watching an economy video, he presents it like a legit investment scheme, that's what seemed hilariously stupid to me
NeverEndingWinter
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Yeah, niggas on neets.me need to understand the majority of the world adhere to global religions. It's really that simple
NeverEndingWinter
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Well yeah, but Ali Dawah is just a man that has made tons of clickbait vids on YT and he's just a YouTuber at the end of the day.
Cope Artist
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you niggas already have like what, 2 billion members? why do you need more?
do you get extra houris for spreading islam or is it just sawab points?
NeverEndingWinter
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The whole world needs to be Muslim bro
Looksmax Refugee
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It's just another way to accumulate good deeds. One of the goals of Islam is worldwide shariah, so 2 billion is not enough.
Cope Artist
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I don't know who this sandcel is, he's pretty based for making money off of religion though. I gotta look into that
Check this shit out
230m views, imagina all that money, just to cast some arabic spells
I gotta get into this business
NeverEndingWinter
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It's not a spell bro. It's just the recitation of the Qur'an. Islam is antithetical to magic and spells.
Looksmax Refugee
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Magic is a part of Islamic theology though?
Cope Artist
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this reminded me, when I was a child there was this local imam that used to give us chocolate and candy for praying
i didnt know anything about prayer so I'd to what the others kids did, just get up and down to get the candy
Cope Artist
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NeverEndingWinter
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It's not something that anyone should ever get into. It's a major sin
NeverEndingWinter
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They aren't spells though
Looksmax Refugee
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They are deviant
Cope Artist
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magic, jinns, fortune reading etc are the only fun thing about islam
there was a guy in my class that claimed he was summoning and having sex with female jinns
Cope Artist
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how do you even define a spell? looks like a spell to me
dont you guys have islamic curses too?
we have shamans here that cast curses on others for money
you pay some deed and they say some arabic shit
NeverEndingWinter
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Fortune readings are practically a huge sin. Casting spells or claiming to do it also
Fabio
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Majority of the world has sub room temperature IQ
Atila
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Looksmax Refugee
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Partaking in fortune readings is kufr
NeverEndingWinter
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It's not a spell. They are just using it so they can be protected from evil. A spell is something you cast on other people for their misfortune and for your gain
Cope Artist
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thats just your boring sandcel interpretation islam, doesnt matter, didnt read
also, do you guys have the enchantment spells too?
there's this tradition here, like if you're about to take an important exam, you pay an imam some money, he enchants a piece of candy, we say that the candy was ''read upon''
then you eat the candy before the exam, it is supposed to boost your intellect for a limited period of time
NeverEndingWinter
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Apart from the church of Reddit, right?
Cope Artist
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no joke, average iq in middle east is about 80
Fabio
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Those are especially low iq
Fabio
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Imagine being a subhuman and believing that some nigger god unironically is just testing you for the epic afterlife. Gorilions of different religions BUT surely mine is right!
Waifusim might actually be less insane than religions because most weebs actually realize its just a cope and not reality.
Waifusim might actually be less insane than religions because most weebs actually realize its just a cope and not reality.
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Cope Artist
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@NeverEndingWinter @Looksmax Refugee
sand religioncels I gotta ask you guys something, I cant ask this to other muslims irl because of obvious reasons
so you know about the items of muhammad? his clothes, utensils etc, they're kept in istanbul in a museum
there's this famous imam here, that coined the concept of ''the urine of sharif'' and ''the mucus of sharif'', basically pee and mucus of the prophet
according to him, his bodily secretions smell good, and were sought after among his followers at the time
so people would fight over his urine, sweat, shit etc
thoughts on this? is this legit?
sand religioncels I gotta ask you guys something, I cant ask this to other muslims irl because of obvious reasons
so you know about the items of muhammad? his clothes, utensils etc, they're kept in istanbul in a museum
there's this famous imam here, that coined the concept of ''the urine of sharif'' and ''the mucus of sharif'', basically pee and mucus of the prophet
according to him, his bodily secretions smell good, and were sought after among his followers at the time
so people would fight over his urine, sweat, shit etc
thoughts on this? is this legit?
Looksmax Refugee
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Anything from him is blessed but there's no way to verify if something actually is, so it's not to be taken seriously. There was a tooth he lost in battle, and more than 10 different places claim to have that tooth, although he only lost one.
Cope Artist
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what about this, is this legit?
also can you really have jinn sex slaves? they have genders and shit like humans do right? they have free will too, is jinnmaxxing even viable?
Looksmax Refugee
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Jinn are a lot like humans, but no you can't have sex with them. They exist in another plane of reality.
Cope Artist
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so the posession stories are lies? dont they at least have psychic powers?
Khaos
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What no pussy does to a muslim
Looksmax Refugee
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They can possess people. It's a complicated subject really.
NeverEndingWinter
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Inceldom rarely exists in Muslim majority countries though
Cope Artist
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how do I get possessed by one?
Looksmax Refugee
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It's their choice. Only "evil" jinn possess people. One has to take a liking to you.
Cope Artist
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how do I gain their liking then? what do they look for? are they chad only too? brutal if so
Looksmax Refugee
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They get kicks out of causing mischief for righteous men of Allah. They aren't interested in Kuffar.
NeverEndingWinter
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It's exceptionally futile to debate about religion on a forum like this. It's obvious that people all have their pre-conceived beliefs of the world and that's okay. The thing is a lot of the stuff about the jurisprudence of any religion will always seem paradoxical unless you already believe in the religion theologically. Same goes for any religion. If you want to genuinely disprove Islam or any religion, then it's probably wiser to disprove it to be illogical from a philosphical sense and Kalam (Islamic philosophy) already exists for that. Take an actual read and I'm open to any discussions otherwise it's probably pointless.
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