Venting McDonalds Big Macs are so small u need 2 portions to fill u up I asked my mom to buy me large dominoes pizza but instead got me shitty McDonald’s

[ImprovLoser]

Big Macs are way too small.

 

[Hobbit]

How old are you?

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

Were you going to eat the pizza to yourself?

 

[ImprovLoser]

We’re you going to eat the pizza to yourself?

Yes

How old are you?

19

 

[Hobbit]

19

Based. Mummy buys me takeaway some days too. Last night I bought us both some Hungry Jack's (Burger King for non-Aussies) because she gave me birthday presents (a couple days before my birthday too kek)

 

[Pirate]

>be you
>a good boy
>eating tendies
>a wendys worker cutie girl delivers
my dewy
>mom tells me to thank her
>this girl is waifu material
>thank you m'lady
>she starts yelling that she does not identify as a
lady and that her pronouns are them/they
>sorry, m'theydy
>they gift me a box of tendies
>life is good

 

[JBSLAYER]

Shut up faggot

Just eat it

 

[JBSLAYER]

>be you
>a good boy
>eating tendies
>a wendys worker cutie girl delivers
my dewy
>mom tells me to thank her
>this girl is waifu material
>thank you m'lady
>she starts yelling that she does not identify as a
lady and that her pronouns are them/they
>sorry, m'theydy
>they gift me a box of tendies
>life is good

Not reading your list whilst I'm fasting

 

[NarrowBones]

You fat idiot

 

[ImprovLoser]

You fat idiot

When ur an incel ur only cope is good I don’t have a tv or a console in my house and my pc is broken so I just rot on my phone all day on YouTube and TikTok food is one of my only copes.

 

[NarrowBones]

When ur an incel ur only cope is good I don’t have a tv or a console in my house and my pc is broken so I just rot on my phone all day on YouTube and TikTok food is one of my only copes.

Food is my cope to, but in a healthy way. Apples, smoothies, crackers, I eat this shit to fill the void and distract me from my ugly face for a few bites/sips, but hogging down on fast food has to stop man, you can do better than that.

 

[Hobbit]

>be you
>a good boy
>eating tendies
>a wendys worker cutie girl delivers
my dewy
>mom tells me to thank her
>this girl is waifu material
>thank you m'lady
>she starts yelling that she does not identify as a
lady and that her pronouns are them/they
>sorry, m'theydy
>they gift me a box of tendies
>life is good

"m'theydy"
my fucking sides

 

[ImprovLoser]

Food is my cope to, but in a healthy way. Apples, smoothies, crackers, I eat this shit to fill the void and distract me from my ugly face for a few bites/sips, but hogging down on fast food has to stop man, you can do better than that.

It tastes nice though. Healthy food not taste good.

 

[emiya]

fax the price is crazy too

I only order apple pies cuz they are cheap asl and can last long

 

[kaang]

whoppers are better

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

did she get your fries at least or a soda

 

[gooner23]

You fat idiot

damn that one dc post got you banned wtf!
im going on a gluten free diet for 5 months and i crave mcnuggets