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Hey. I just came here to say that I might look for a job. Not any kind of job, tho. I'm talking about becoming a search engine optimizer / writer for a private healthcare company.

They said that they don't require any kind of college degree. That makes sense bcuz there doesn't exist any kind of degree for SEO. But some organizations -- mainly the public organizations -- require a formal education in some bs that has nothing to do with SEO since there are no courses for it :D

I already did a small audit of their sites and I see that they really don't know what the fuck they are doing, and they really need some help. And I'm already getting ideas of how to make their sites faster and their content better for Google. That's a good sign, ain't it?!

Damn, son. I never taught about getting a job, but damn. I'm kinda excited, man. And it's not about earning money. It's an opportunity to do what I like to do AND get paid for doing it :feelsuhuh:

The next chapter of my life? :feelsmmm::feelsmmm::feelsmmm::feelspop::feelspop::feelspop:

Thanks Haruhi Suzumiya @Haruhi Suzumiya Alexanderr @Alexanderr and Cerberus @Cerberus for unbanning me :feelsthumb::feelsthumb:
 

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I want to share some data of my website with you guys. It's growing okay. But it takes a lot of time. Growing a site is a marathon, not a sprint.

 

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I want to share some data of my website with you guys. It's growing okay. But it takes a lot of time. Growing a site is a marathon, not a sprint.

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How much do you make from it?
By the way, are you knowledgeable about the website revenue? How much would a website with 3 million total clicks and 100k monthly clicks make, with a moderate amount of ads?
 

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How much do you make from it?
Not much tbh, max 1 dollar per day with Adsense. Google really pays peanuts for serving their ads. Other advertising networks can easily pay more than ten times the amount Google offers. So instead of earning a dollar per day, I could maybe earn a whopping ten dollars per day. But I'm stuck with Google for now – not going elaborate cuz it's a huge mess, and doesn't really matter anyway :feelseek:

But I shouldn't be with Google. And I already disabled all the ads because they were slowing my site down, and I don't need that little amount of money that bad. I'll enable ads once again when I get more traffic and I'm with a better agency. It just doesn't make sense to me to have ads enabled at this point.

How much would a website with 3 million total clicks and 100k monthly clicks make, with a moderate amount of ads?
Wow. I really don't know, mate. Some niches earn more per visitor than other niches. Think of luxury travelling vs backpacking on a budget. The first would earn a lot more imho. And I figure that a site of that size would not only earn from serving ads but from affiliate programs, too.
 

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Not much tbh, max 1 dollar per day with Adsense. Google really pays peanuts for serving their ads. Other advertising networks can easily pay more than ten times the amount Google offers. So instead of earning a dollar per day, I could maybe earn a whopping ten dollars per day. But I'm stuck with Google for now – not going elaborate cuz it's a huge mess, and doesn't really matter anyway :feelseek:

But I shouldn't be with Google. And I already disabled all the ads because they were slowing my site down, and I don't need that little amount of money that bad. I'll enable ads once again when I get more traffic and I'm with a better agency. It just doesn't make sense to me to have ads enabled at this point.


Wow. I really don't know, mate. Some niches earn more per visitor than other niches. Think of luxury travelling vs backpacking on a budget. The first would earn a lot more imho. And I figure that a site of that size would not only earn from serving ads but from affiliate programs, too.
Thanks for the answer.
I asked about it for a reason. Porn is banned in my country. Well not like it's illegal, but the famous, widespread porn websites require VPN to access.
There's a good chunk of the population that doesnt know how to use a VPN, and they want to watch porn.
People came up with a solution, they'd set up a porn website, that'd show up at the google search results whenever something porn related was searched on Google. I don't know how they manage to do this, sites like pornhub do show up, you just get redirected to the goverment notification when you clicked on it. Despite this, these websites would be on the first page of google search when you search for ''porn''
The state is aware of this, and they block those porn websites one by one, but the creators are always one step ahead. By the time the government has blocked one, the other one is up.
I got curious and checked the stats for one of them, it was recieving 100k views a month. So I imagine they were making a decent amount of money? Not like they'd do this for charity right?
 

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Thanks for the answer.
I asked about it for a reason. Porn is banned in my country. Well not like it's illegal, but the famous, widespread porn websites require VPN to access.
There's a good chunk of the population that doesnt know how to use a VPN, and they want to watch porn.
People came up with a solution, they'd set up a porn website, that'd show up at the google search results whenever something porn related was searched on Google. I don't know how they manage to do this, sites like pornhub do show up, you just get redirected to the goverment notification when you clicked on it. Despite this, these websites would be on the first page of google search when you search for ''porn''
The state is aware of this, and they block those porn websites one by one, but the creators are always one step ahead. By the time the government has blocked one, the other one is up.
I got curious and checked the stats for one of them, it was recieving 100k views a month. So I imagine they were making a decent amount of money? Not like they'd do this for charity right?
Okay, I see. I don't really know about the porn niches. I don't believe that they earn through Google Ads, because Google doesn't accept porn.


congrats bro i hope everything turns out well 4 u
Thanks, man
 

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Okay, I see. I don't really know about the porn niches. I don't believe that they earn through Google Ads, because Google doesn't accept porn.



Thanks, man
Yeah, they have these shady ads that show up whenever you click on something, usually ads about illegal betting and gambling websites. Never seen google ads on one.
 

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I'll go outside and enjoy a cup of coffee. I'll update my web portfolio once I get back. I want everything to be perfect for my resumes. I'm also considering going back to university to get my degree, so I would have more job positions available for me. But we'll see. If I get a job before the new semester stars, I won't be going back, that's for sure.
 

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FYI I'm writing a long technical article about optimizing a site for the search engines. I think I'll have to write a few articles about writing as well.
 

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The aim of this is to fool the HR department to think that I actually know what I'm talking about :sneaky:
 

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Okay. I got back home. It's time to start.
 

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The technical article I have written is about five pages long now – that's a pretty long essay. And it's going to get much longer, cuz I'm not done writing. Some parts of the article feel very awkward ngl. That happens to me when I haven't done my research and I don't really understand what I'm writing about. I have to ask my friend to proofread some parts of the article. He's a programmer, and I believe that he can smell bullshit from miles away. He's not a web developer though, and he doesn't know any seo. Let's see how this goes :feelsstudy:
 

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FUCK. I lost the all the text I wrote today. What the fuck. Fucking hell. Shit. Bad shit. Not cool bor.
 

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I'm so mad that I will not go to sleep before I've written at least five pages of text. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 

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I'm so mad that I will not go to sleep before I've written at least five pages of text. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ok. I'm done. I didn't manage to write five pages. I was able to write one page, and I also got some new ideas for bonus content. I'm kinda happy with today's work. I hope I can be more productive tomorrow. I really need to get this mega long article done for the job applications.

I gotta say that I found some interesting articles and opinions that I'm going to site in my own article. Good progress.
 

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Wow. I got new ideas for my personal branding :feelssure:

I've managed to write four pages worth of text today (my new personal best tbh).

Exciting times :feelsuhuh::feelsuhuh::feelsuhuh:
 

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Going out to buy some energy drink and after that I'll get back to work. I'm writing another article. It's already four pages long, I believe it's going to be about seven pages long when I'm done :feelsstudy:
 

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Going out to buy some energy drink and after that I'll get back to work. I'm writing another article. It's already four pages long, I believe it's going to be about seven pages long when I'm done :feelsstudy:
The first draft is done. Now it's time to edit the text to be more pleasant to read.
 

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The first draft is done. Now it's time to edit the text to be more pleasant to read.
I realized that I could make the article a bit longer by adding more in-depth information it was missing. So, yeah. I'm not even close to being done yet :feelsstudy:
 

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I learned something really big today. I feel quite foolish for not realizing this much earlier :feelsstudy: Well, what can I say. I'm becoming smarter.
 

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Today has been quite productive even though I didn't manage to complete the article. I learned something really really important today :feelsstudy:
 

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Are you ever going to tell us what your blog is about? Or even the field at least?
 

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I keep learning something new every day. I'm actually really excited. I was never this excited when I had to learn things in school lmao :feelsthumb::feelsthumb:
 

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Are you ever going to tell us what your blog is about? Or even the field at least?
Maybe, maybe not. I don't know, bro. Sharing my niche doesn't really excite me. Lots of professionals are really careful about this stuff. They just share the numbers like I've done.

 
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:mad::mad::mad:Show off. Might as well start cumming to your own photos at this rate.
 
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Good luck. I've ran websites and shitpost-y social media webpages in the past. There are definitely ways to manipulate the algorithms to favor you over others, besides the obvious optimizing keywords. One thing I did that helped a lot was setting up scripts that'd run 24/7 farming points on sites such as like4like and then spamming my websites, YouTube channels, Twitter, with massive amounts of likes+followers+subscribers or in the case of websites, website views. You can find such scripts on websites like Nulled. It really does play an important impact on where you're ranked by Google's algorithm, who gets recommended your videos, etc. YouTube I had the most success, before I was banned for making anti-semitic content, I was getting about 700k views a month. Whenever someone searched keywords like "anime feminism" or "anime meme" or some other similar keyword, my video would be the first or second video to pop up due to this algorithm manipulation.

Another method I'd recommend is going on a site like Nulled or Raidforums and getting one of those database leaks where it has tens of millions of emails, right? Then you spam a custom crafted email to ALL of them, that will boost your ranking up fast.
 

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Good luck. I've ran websites and shitpost-y social media webpages in the past. There are definitely ways to manipulate the algorithms to favor you over others, besides the obvious optimizing keywords. One thing I did that helped a lot was setting up scripts that'd run 24/7 farming points on sites such as like4like and then spamming my websites, YouTube channels, Twitter, with massive amounts of likes+followers+subscribers or in the case of websites, website views. You can find such scripts on websites like Nulled. It really does play an important impact on where you're ranked by Google's algorithm, who gets recommended your videos, etc. YouTube I had the most success, before I was banned for making anti-semitic content, I was getting about 700k views a month. Whenever someone searched keywords like "anime feminism" or "anime meme" or some other similar keyword, my video would be the first or second video to pop up due to this algorithm manipulation.

Another method I'd recommend is going on a site like Nulled or Raidforums and getting one of those database leaks where it has tens of millions of emails, right? Then you spam a custom crafted email to ALL of them, that will boost your ranking up fast.
Mirin low-inhib blackhat tactics :feelsneo:
 

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Shit. I haven't done anything productive today. Like legit zero things :feelseek:

I better get back to work and stop mindless procrastination :feelsstudy:

I still have so many things I should do. My articles aren't done yet.
 
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idk man sounds complicated and cope. Just work at construction or fast food.
 

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I'm thinking about stepping up my internet game. I just can't get myself to write more content. I'm going to use my neetbux to hire some Indians and Nigerians to write content for me. I've heard that they can write better than people from the US.

This means that I have to spend less money on food and drinks. It sucks, but what else can I do. That's the price I will have to pay for being a lazy sob :p
 

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Okay. I have only two weeks left to submit my job application, so it's time to start working. I'm will hire someone on fiverr to help make me a really cool cv that looks like a manga. I know I risk embarrassing myself, but I'm okay with that. I would much rather be extra than really bland. And I've noticed that people who suffer from social anxiety are really afraid of being cringe. I'm Mister Cringe 24/7 :feelsuhuh:
 

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Okay. I have only two weeks left to submit my job application, so it's time to start working. I'm will hire someone on fiverr to help make me a really cool cv that looks like a manga. I know I risk embarrassing myself, but I'm okay with that. I would much rather be extra than really bland. And I've noticed that people who suffer from social anxiety are really afraid of being cringe. I'm Mister Cringe 24/7 :feelsuhuh:
Whenever I tried applying for a job I LARP'd so fucking hard that I had to hold myself back from laughing. The last job interview I went to, maybe in 2018? It was to work night shift at this small hotel. What did I write down?

- has 4 years of experience working at a resort
- worked for a year managing ad words for a multi-billion dollar company
- has multiple certificates (mostly related to safety)

I went in there and scum maxxed so hard LARPing about how I lived in a major city and did all of these fancy and important things but had to come back to this shitty ghetto city to help out my family as I pursue my online degree in computer science, which I plan to use to become an officer in the military. Like halfway through the interview, some black guy in the background was like "EY YO THIS GUY IS SO QUALIFIED JUST HIRE HIM ALREADY!" I got the job, ye? Like an hour into the shift I wanted to get some water and accidently broke the water machine handle and it started squirting out. I didn't bother explaining to nobody, just walked straight the fuck out :feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL:
 

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I'll visit the library later today. I have two book I want to borrow :feelsstudy:
 

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