Khaos
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- Jul 7, 2021
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You go to the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. But you see nothing. In fact you are so short the bathroom mirror is now too high up for you. You struggle to climb the sink so you can get up and have a look. You are bald. You have bug eyes. You have no chin, no jaw. Your whole face is recessed. You have an alien skull. Your nose is bigger than your dick. You go back to your room trying to hold back your tears and find a suitcase full of money, approximately one million. What's your next move, slayer?