You wake up tomorrow

[Khaos]

You go to the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. But you see nothing. In fact you are so short the bathroom mirror is now too high up for you. You struggle to climb the sink so you can get up and have a look. You are bald. You have bug eyes. You have no chin, no jaw. Your whole face is recessed. You have an alien skull. Your nose is bigger than your dick. You go back to your room trying to hold back your tears and find a suitcase full of money, approximately one million. What's your next move, slayer?

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

If I looked like that, I'd actually have a higher chance of finding a gf. There's a subsection of girls who go out of their ways to date guys like that just to virtue signal and guys who hang out with guys like that for the same reason

 

[Atila]

go buy wapons rape and burn @incelkingkong2 entire family while i watch and drink a wisky

 

[Khaos]

If I looked like that, I'd actually have a higher chance of finding a gf. There's a subsection of girls who go out of their ways to date guys like that just to virtue signal and guys who hang out with guys like that for the same reason

Idk even then I imagine it's like being a circus freak can't be that great

 

[Khaos]

go buy wapons rape and burn @incelkingkong2 entire family while i watch and drink a wisky

Very generous rent discount

 

[Atila]

If I looked like that, I'd actually have a higher chance of finding a gf. There's a subsection of girls who go out of their ways to date guys like that just to virtue signal and guys who hang out with guys like that for the same reason

blackpill debunked

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Build a man cave/invest
Use my money to rot for life till death tbh

 

[Neetgod]

If I looked like that, I'd actually have a higher chance of finding a gf. There's a subsection of girls who go out of their ways to date guys like that just to virtue signal and guys who hang out with guys like that for the same reason

Agreed If you take your truecel to the exstream people will take pity on you but if your some where in-between your useless to virtue signal libtards

Just look at that one wheel chair subhuman with that Stacey wife makes me cage every time I see that couple

 

[SoupaSilva]

Build a man cave/invest
Use my money to rot for life till death tbh

Man caves are pretty gay as a concept. What separates a "man cave" from a room like my bedroom? Never any females in here. Do you have a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sticker on your door?

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Man caves are pretty gay as a concept. What separates a "man cave" from a room like my bedroom? Never any females in here. Do you have a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sticker on your door?

Massage chairs, Bar, Fridge, 80 inch tv. Climate control, Stereo, etc, gaming set up
Man cave is just an ultra comfy neet den

 

[SoupaSilva]

Massage chairs, Bar, Fridge, 80 inch tv. Climate control, Stereo, etc, gaming set up
Man cave is just an ultra comfy neet den

I thought you don't drink? Either way there's nothing manly about having a man cave, man cave sounds like some sort of euphemism for anus too. Why do you need a man cave if you aren't going to be living with any females anyway? Sounds like your living room can function perfectly well as a man cave.

 

[kaang]

Donate it to the Jewish national fund

 

[Fimbultyr]

Donate it to the Jewish national fund

good goy

 

[Saito]

Go to Norte Dame and apply to be a bell ringing neet

 

[SoupaSilva]

Go to Norte Dame and apply to be a bell ringing neet