What’s the most pathetic friend you’ve ever had?

[LonelyLostman]

I had this one friend that was pink haired virgin. He sat in his room and smoked weed and meth texting 13 year olds all day. One day the 13 year old he told me was his girlfriend blocked him and he punched a hole in the wall. He kept mentioning his discord girlfriend to me for a long time, and once he punched a whole in the wall he revealed to me she was actually 13. I never caged so hard in my life before. Has anyone else had a loser friend such as this before?

 

[IGiveUp]

I don’t consider friends loser, but I do sometimes disapprove of their behavior. I had this simp of a friend that would be crushing on a new girl every two week, I found it more cringe than pathetic though