Discussion What would you want at your funeral?

[Ironsides]

A weird conversation for an event you won't be in the conscious in the flesh to attend. What are some special requests you would want done at your funeral?

I don't have too many requests besides asking to be barried at sea because I want the most ironic thing to happen, being burried in my worst enemy, water. (I can't swim cause muh nigger genes)
I'd also ask for a couple specific songs to be played on the organ because it's my favorite instrument.
But I am doubtful I'll get any of such because my death camp wagie has specific protocols for our funerals when we die and none of which includes what I want

 

[ZZebra786]

I dont want a funeral

 

[TigerFestival]

I'll likely die alone so I doubt I'll have one, but if I do, I'd like to be buried next to my late sister.

 

[johan]

I want my ashes to be snorted by JBs.

 

[Eren]

Need my wife & servants buried with me ancient emperor style.

 

[404Errorcel]

Nothing just do a osama and throw me in the ocean after i die.

 

[Polar-Z]

I want my body to be incinerated

 

[CelticKHV]

I don't plan on having a service, I will be buried in a Catholic church cemetery so I don't know if having the mass.is a requirement. It will be one last humiliation as I will only fill one row of seats.
My parish priest is retiring now so we will probably have ethnic priests in the future.