Serious My computer is superior to any “friend” or “girlfriend”

Panzer

Panzer

Panzerkampfwagen
Nov 26, 2020
74
My computer offers me an infinite array of knowledge and entertainment, it’s always ready to provide me with.

My computer does not insult me, threaten me, or tell me “no” or “leave me alone” or ignore me, or get me in trouble.

My computer does not demand I jester and entertain it, I do not have to justify my existence to it.

My computer is mine and mine only, it will not leave me to be used by others.

But yeah, my computer cannot offer me sex or affection, so? Women never have either.
 
Aedra

Aedra

Funeral Attendant
Nov 26, 2020
1,369
The most based thread I've seen here so far. :dance:
 
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Guest

Guest
If I didn't have my computer, I'd have nothing. I'd just be staring at the wall.
 
Box

Box

.
Nov 26, 2020
241
You’re computer will never satisfy your biological needs.
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
Nov 26, 2020
2,389
The tree behind my house is way better.

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Box

Box

.
Nov 26, 2020
241
I think it's better than staring at the wall all day regardless.
I’m a victim of this too. I’ve been rotting on my pc/laptop for the last decade.

It’s just the natural order of things. People like me we’re born to be spectators and not active participants. A living example of the Mathew effect.
 
Aedra

Aedra

Funeral Attendant
Nov 26, 2020
1,369
I’m a victim of this too. I’ve been rotting on my pc/laptop for the last decade.

It’s just the natural order of things. People like me we’re born to be spectators and not active participants. A living example of the Mathew effect.
Brutal. :feelsbad:
 
Slumbercel

Slumbercel

NEET
Nov 27, 2020
62
I'm thankful for it. I would be bored to death without it, but it can't replace human interaction and touch.
 
dreadtheblackpill

dreadtheblackpill

the supreme youngcel gentleman
Nov 26, 2020
410
cope and based at the same time
 
FastBananaCEO

FastBananaCEO

NEEK
Nov 29, 2020
768
I think I'd genuinely rather have a gf ngl
 

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