Discussion Link from Ocarina of Time is the #1 symbol for zoomercel bros

[Riddler]

Because he's both too early and too late to fulfill his destiny at the same time

As a kidcel link was primed to defeat Ganon, then time travel shenanigans hit and now he's a young man but its already over. The bad guy won. He still has to fight on anyway but the best he can get is a bittersweet ending

Alot of us were hit with the parenting/teaching style where we were told were special and we'd go on to do great things. Then the pandemic hit and was a time travel warp. Now it's already over. The job market is shit. The dating market is shit. The world is shit. Were left with a complete mess millenials left us and we have to just make do. Our best case scenario is a betabuxx not-so-happy ending and years of wagecucking in an increasingly fucked economy

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

I’m just like Link. Aryan warrior who wants to fight big nosed Jews, and save muh queens

 

[Riddler]

I’m just like Link. Aryan warrior who wants to fight big nosed Jews, and save muh queens
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He also has the ideal zoomer fashion sense. Curtains and earrings. You should try it bro

 

[Zangano1]

I really like Wind Waker, one of my favorite games of all time

 

[FemoidsGTFO]

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Based af. The Gerudo are also an exclusively female race except for one man every 1000 or so years, the bad guy is literally from a feminist tribe.

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

Based af. The Gerudo are also an exclusively female race except for one man every 1000 or so years, the bad guy is literally from a feminist tribe.

Goron’s are bearded desert people that hide in caves and make bombs

 

[Pirate]

Because he's both too early and too late to fulfill his destiny at the same time

As a kidcel link was primed to defeat Ganon, then time travel shenanigans hit and now he's a young man but its already over. The bad guy won. He still has to fight on anyway but the best he can get is a bittersweet ending

Alot of us were hit with the parenting/teaching style where we were told were special and we'd go on to do great things. Then the pandemic hit and was a time travel warp. Now it's already over. The job market is shit. The dating market is shit. The world is shit. Were left with a complete mess millenials left us and we have to just make do. Our best case scenario is a betabuxx not-so-happy ending and years of wagecucking in an increasingly fucked economy

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good post. high IQ thread

 

[Pirate]

Link got a really shitty ending.
Yeah sure he beat the bad guy and saved hyrule but he doesn't get to stick around to be celebrated in that time line. Instead he is sent back in time to his childhood years with the idea that he can now live out his life normally. Sadly Zelda doesn't really know our hero and how alone in the world he will be when he goes back. After going back his only friend that was able to come back with him is Navi but then Navi leaves our hero. Navi was only instructed to stay with our hero until he fulfilled his destiny by the Great Deku Tree. Normally fairies stay away from Hylians for whatever reason so when the exception to the rule is lost Navi must leave abandoning our hero. Next the hero warns the princess of what is to come but despite this he is still alone because after all he is some strange commoner who was not raised with Hylians. He can't go back with the Kokiri because he is a Hylian and won't be welcomed. Since he was sent back before the quest began he isn't friends with Gorons or Zoras of that time either. So all our hero is left with is befriending his horse once again to go in search of his fairy friend whom he will most likely never find.

 

[hikkikomori]

Alot of us were hit with the parenting/teaching style where we were told were special and we'd go on to do great things. Then the pandemic hit and was a time travel warp. Now it's already over. The job market is shit. The dating market is shit. The world is shit. Were left with a complete mess millenials left us and we have to just make do. Our best case scenario is a betabuxx not-so-happy ending and years wagecucking in an increasingly fucked economy.

not me lol I’ll be abusing the system and leeching off that tax money

fuck outta here with that wagecucking shit lol

niggas got me fucked up