Serious I'm so low IQ

[CelticKHV]

I was panicking as I couldn't find my phone when I was getting out of the car, I thought someone had broken into my car when I was in the supermarket and stolen it. I was panicking that they would be looking through my porn collection, nothing illegal, just slightly creepy.
It turns out I was holding my phone in my hand.

 

[Fabio]

You got a car?

 

[CelticKHV]

You got a car?

Yes and it is broken again. It wasn't even my fault. I have to pay for repairs because a truck dropped something metal on the road and I drove over it and it broke my spring again.

 

[Incellectual_Anon]

Executive dysfunction...is not equivalent to lower intelligence.