Being perma band was like a near death experience

[Neetgod]

It was really spookie my niggas I wake up after my nap and see my name crossed out then read the thread neetgod perma band. My hole neets.me life flashed before my eyes.

I seen niggas writing my eulogy "dam nigga I'm dead" I thought to myself. "Is this real. Fuck nigga"

It was like being at my neet funeral. More people here care about me in real life. Shit that was cathartic seeing my niggas go to war for me. Shit I never felt so loved in my life. Yall are some real ass niggas 100 dog.

Now I can rest in peace once I die hopefully in the near future cause I'm a grown ass man dog. I'm done just done. My back hurts, my stomach is bulging. I'm good nigga. If I died in my sleep tonight I'm OK with that. Now that I know my legacy will live on through this forum. One day they will have a neet shrine dedicated to your boy.

It will read this was neetgod a real ass nigga r.i.p.

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

i ban people and make them famous

 

[Neetgod]

i ban people and make them famous

You made me larger then life a true hood legend ngl

 

[Atila]

 

[Cretin]

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Told you not to dox bro

 

[Neetgod]

Told you not to dox bro

Agreed I won't do that ever again

 

[Neetgod]

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Another chink cartoon joke I don't get I assume

 

[Fabio]

Another chink cartoon joke I don't get I assume

Literally has nothing to do with chink cartoons, surprised that you are this dense to get this joke.

 

[milkistermoo]

Neetgod can spell words like 'cathartic' and 'stomach' and 'eulogy' and 'dedicated' and 'experience' properly

Yet he spells 'spooky' as 'spookie'
'Whole' as 'hole'
'Banned' as 'band' and
'Obese' as 'obies'

 

[svgmn1]

My hole

that's a cool story, unfortunately, dial 8

 

[svgmn1]

neetgod is a real ass nigga