LOL Your favorite jokes megathread

[milkistermoo]

Post the jokes you like the most here. I came up with this one and I like it a lot (I don't know if it already exists): When someone mentions something about you not having any balls, tell them it's because you left them inside their mom. This is more of a comeback but I find it really funny.
I was on a jokes website and I read this one which I found really funny too: Why do Jews have long noses? Because the air is free

Sorry I don't have any more I have a bad memory. Post your favorite ones here too.

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

A jewish girl asked me for my number

I said "we have names here"

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

What do you call an Indian in a church?

Holy shit!

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

What's long and black?

The line at KFC

 

[Atila]

 

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@Chazz

 

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[Looksmax Refugee]

Pin this thread @Haruhi Suzumiya

 

[Atila]

 

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[Haruhi Suzumiya]

Pin this thread @Haruhi Suzumiya

no we have funny pictures and videos already pinned

 

[Atila]

 

[milkistermoo]

no we have funny pictures and videos already pinned

This was supposed to be a jokes thread for stuff like "Why do Jewish girls like circumcised dicks? Because they're 25 off!" but I guess this is a meme thread now

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

This was supposed to be a jokes thread for stuff like "Why do Jewish girls like circumcised dicks? Because they're 25 off!" but I guess this is a meme thread now

well since ppl are posting vids and memes it will not be pinned

 

[Atila]

well since ppl are posting vids and memes it will not be pinned

no we have funny pictures and videos already pinned

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

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Kek

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

How many random threads have turned into arguments with @Haruhi Suzumiya

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

How many random threads have turned into arguments with @Haruhi Suzumiya

you guys just ask stuff that can't be done

 

[Fabio]

Is this just a /pol/ thread?

 

[Atila]

How many random threads have turned into arguments with @Haruhi Suzumiya

he will probably delete the comments again

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

he will probably delete the comments again
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Haha no, I delete stuff that's against the rules, i won't bully you otherwise

 

[Atila]

Haha no, I delete stuff that's against the rules, i won't bully you otherwise

 

[Fabio]

 

[milkistermoo]

well since ppl are posting vids and memes it will not be pinned

Just you wait people will start posting actual jokes soon and we will win

 

[milkistermoo]

I still have hope for this thread

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

I still have hope for this thread

Hope is what destroys you
As a wise man here once said

 

[WeebHunter3000]

How Long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Nine months.

 

[milkistermoo]

@Haruhi Suzumiya Why did you delete the elevator kid video?

 

[Kp31]

You

 

[Kevin Logan]

Do people even tell jokes to each other anymore? I only see people sharing memes to each others now

 

[Eren]

How many genders are there- 1 women are objects

 

[Eren]

When some asks you your opinion on abortion- “depends on the race”

 

[milkistermoo]

Do people even tell jokes to each other anymore? I only see people sharing memes to each others now

Yeah. They hijacked this thread too. Jokes are dying.