Discussion Wish bathroom didn't have windows

schizocel

schizocel

Life just isn't hard enough
Dec 2, 2020
365
I am having one of my regular poop sessions, they range from 1 to 2 hours depending on how much I'm using my phone and whether I let the poop slip past or if I have to shake to let it fall down the water. Anyway, here is a scheme.

Let us suppose the bathroom I am in right now is somewhat of a stall, and there is one rectangular window staring right down on at the toilet seat. For what I presume is an aesthetic measure, the only thing blocking the sight is a paper like cloth. Now, it doesn't outright block; it's more like it'd be easy to guess the inside of the stall if you were to pass by.

And that is exactly what I am afraid of. I know some motherfuckers walking in a gang type formation will pass by my window having noticed that the lights are on, and they will proceed to stare inside as they laugh. I can almost hear them, musing, "Let's go pester the disgusting rat and watch as he poops," which is a very real possibility, because there is only a paper like cloth separating me from the cold outside world.

I am fucked.
 
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schizocel

schizocel

Life just isn't hard enough
Dec 2, 2020
365
My first shit thread.
 
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Amor Fati
Dec 13, 2020
4,230
I am having one of my regular poop sessions, they range from 1 to 2 hours depending on how much I'm using my phone and whether I let the poop slip past or if I have to shake to let it fall down the water. Anyway, here is a scheme.

Let us suppose the bathroom I am in right now is somewhat of a stall, and there is one rectangular window staring right down on at the toilet seat. For what I presume is an aesthetic measure, the only thing blocking the sight is a paper like cloth. Now, it doesn't outright block; it's more like it'd be easy to guess the inside of the stall if you were to pass by.

And that is exactly what I am afraid of. I know some motherfuckers walking in a gang type formation will pass by my window having noticed that the lights are on, and they will proceed to stare inside as they laugh. I can almost hear them, musing, "Let's go pester the disgusting rat and watch as he poops," which is a very real possibility, because there is only a paper like cloth separating me from the cold outside world.

I am fucked.
I'm glad I have a really isolated bathroom in my room
 
Eren

Eren

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Nov 28, 2020
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I know some motherfuckers walking in a gang type formation will pass by my window having noticed that the lights are on, and they will proceed to stare inside as they laugh. I can almost hear them, musing, "Let's go pester the disgusting rat and watch as he poops," which is a very real possibility, because there is only a paper like cloth separating me from the cold outside world.
I've had similar thoughts. You gotta realize they'd be the weirdos. not you
 
schizocel

schizocel

Life just isn't hard enough
Dec 2, 2020
365
I don't know. I can hear people talking. I am always assuming someone would want to pester me by getting near a window. This is bugging me to no end. I am paralyzed. I am afraid of even standing up.
 
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saber

Banned
Dec 13, 2020
837
And that is exactly what I am afraid of. I know some motherfuckers walking in a gang type formation will pass by my window having noticed that the lights are on, and they will proceed to stare inside as they laugh. I can almost hear them, musing, "Let's go pester the disgusting rat and watch as he poops," which is a very real possibility, because there is only a paper like cloth separating me from the cold outside world.

I am fucked.
less post makey more med takey

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Disorder

Disorder

Nov 29, 2020
2,625
I don't know. I can hear people talking. I am always assuming someone would want to pester me by getting near a window. This is bugging me to no end. I am paralyzed. I am afraid of even standing up.
You really are a schizocel. I can tell you with confidence that you're over thinking the whole situation and no one gives a shit that you're taking a shit. You're just over hearing unrelated conversations from passerby's.
 
schizocel

schizocel

Life just isn't hard enough
Dec 2, 2020
365
You really are a schizocel. I can tell you with confidence that you're over thinking the whole situation and no one gives a shit that you're taking a shit. You're just over hearing unrelated conversations from passerby's.
I don't know...
 
incelkingkong

incelkingkong

incel battle royale
Nov 28, 2020
3,045
who the fuck has a window in their bathroom shit is weird
 
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saber

Banned
Dec 13, 2020
837
You really are a schizocel. I can tell you with confidence that you're over thinking the whole situation and no one gives a shit that you're taking a shit. You're just over hearing unrelated conversations from passerby's.
MAN IN WALL NOT REAL THEREFORE SCHIZOPHRENIA NOT REAL THEREFORE I NOT REAL
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schizocel

schizocel

Life just isn't hard enough
Dec 2, 2020
365
Oh God, there is nowhere where I cannot be seen. There are gaps everywhere. Slightly turned curtains. I'm sweating and clinching.
 
jaded jabble

jaded jabble

NEET
Nov 30, 2020
3,671
I am having one of my regular poop sessions, they range from 1 to 2 hours depending on how much I'm using my phone and whether I let the poop slip past or if I have to shake to let it fall down the water. Anyway, here is a scheme.

Let us suppose the bathroom I am in right now is somewhat of a stall, and there is one rectangular window staring right down on at the toilet seat. For what I presume is an aesthetic measure, the only thing blocking the sight is a paper like cloth. Now, it doesn't outright block; it's more like it'd be easy to guess the inside of the stall if you were to pass by.

And that is exactly what I am afraid of. I know some motherfuckers walking in a gang type formation will pass by my window having noticed that the lights are on, and they will proceed to stare inside as they laugh. I can almost hear them, musing, "Let's go pester the disgusting rat and watch as he poops," which is a very real possibility, because there is only a paper like cloth separating me from the cold outside world.

I am fucked.
Just poop in the streets theory
 
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