Why you should stop caring and become a neet parasite

Atila

Atila

xiǎo bái liǎn / King Vamp
Dec 2, 2020
18,915
Todd had high hopes for life. Actually he did not. In fact, he did not even really have a life at all. He was ok with this. He was ok with being a parasite. And he knew full well that he was one. He had no job. He lived with his parents. He collected welfare. And he was ok with this. Why? Because he knew something that most other people are afraid to admit: That there actually are no non-parasitic humans.

Wagecuck Vs "Loserdom"

See, Todd was a clever guy. He figured out years ago that wagecucking was bullshit. Why go to work and toil away 8-12 hours a day in some difficult or tedious job for a shitty wage for a shitty boss that doesn't give a shit about you, while living in a world that also doesn't give a shit about you? He knew this. Not that he got any flack for doing any of this anyway. He was tall and handsome, and that was all the ladies cared about most of the time. Sure, they rejected him as dating material when they heard he had no job or carrier, but who even wants to date/marry in 2020 anyway? Pump&dump was Todd's motto. And pump&dump he did. As for other males...who cares? Who fucking cares what other males think when you don't have to work and you get laid all the time? It just literally doesn't fucking matter. "Oh no you get to wagecuck for 10 hours a day so that you fat wive can steal all your money all the while I get to play Playstation all day and fuck hot women oh shit my life is so bad holy crap!" /end of sarcasm.

The world doesn't really work the way most people think it does. At all.

By far one of the biggest myths of all, is the myth of the "self-made" and "independent" person. Such individuals do not exist. Everything in this world comes at the expense of somebody else. Everything. In fact, I would go as far as to argue that in a way, ALL human beings are actually parasitic. And all of life for that matter. Everything requires energy in order to exist. That energy has to come from somewhere. Plants need to parasitically feed of the earth for nutrients, whom in return are parasitically fed on by herbivores, whom in return are parasitically required to exist in order for feed the carnivores...the list goes on. Simply put, nothing can exist unless it can parasitically feed on something else that already exists.

So what does that mean for the human world?

Social relations are really not that complicated. Producers produce. Parasites consume. No matter how hard anybody tries to tell you otherwise, this is how EVERYTHING works. Literally everything. There are no social dynamics or economic relationships where this is not the case. If something exists, it's because it was produced by another human being. If something is consumed, it's being consumed at the expense of somebody else's labor or time. Period. But this doesn't just apply to actual literal labor. It also applies to every situation in which there is an opportunity cost. 2 men can not date or fuck the same woman (well technically they can, but this tends to end with somebody getting a bullet through their skull or a club bashed into their face). 2 men cannot both be presidents or kings of their country. In the end there is a finite amount of everything, and one individual cannot have something without depriving somebody else of the chance of also obtaining it.

So how does this translate into everybody being a parasite?

It's really simple. It's not actually possible to be successful in life without parasitic behavior. You only have millions of dollars because other people do not. You only got hundreds of lays last year because other people did not. The greater your prosperity, the greater everybody else's misery. This is a fact of life. This is how the world works. You can play mental gymnastics about it. You can try to rationalize the idea in your head that success can exist in a vacuum without harming other people's quality of life. But it's all bullshit. No matter how hard you try to deny it, what people call "meritocracy" is actually just glorified parasitism. "Successful" = social parasite.

Why it's ok to just not care and be a parasite.

So what about Todd the welfare collecting hobo? Should he feel guilty for being a social parasite? He should not.

And the reason is...why should he? Why should one form of parasitic behavior be looked down upon but not other kinds? Why is ok to be a trust fund parasite with millions or even billions of dollars but not ok to steal in some other method? Or for that matter why even care about what is "ok" at all when the world doesn't even give a shit about your moral character anyway? Please understand that there is almost nothing separating most of the world's rich from welfare collectors. Nothing. And in fact they are actually even worse when you consider the sheer wealth being stolen. In a way, one could even amusingly argue that by abusing social systems people are actually just stealing some of their own money back.

Furthermore, it's not like other peoples opinions even really matter that much anyway. Does Jeremy Meeks give a shit what most people think about him? Does he even have to care?

Your work ethic isn't as important as you think it is. Once you realize this, it becomes clear that a 100% shameless hedonistic lifestyle is all that matters. Everybody is a parasite. So why not be a parasite in a way that actually benefits YOU?

If it's not possible to enjoy a good quality of life without being a parasite, then your primary goal in life should be to be a bigger and more successful parasite than everybody else.
 
Atila

Atila

xiǎo bái liǎn / King Vamp
Dec 2, 2020
18,915
good thread title but ur trippin if u think im reading that shit
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Nishijou Takumi

Nishijou Takumi

Neidhardt der Blitzschnelle
Jun 13, 2021
575
Todd had high hopes for life. Actually he did not. In fact, he did not even really have a life at all. He was ok with this. He was ok with being a parasite. And he knew full well that he was one. He had no job. He lived with his parents. He collected welfare. And he was ok with this. Why? Because he knew something that most other people are afraid to admit: That there actually are no non-parasitic humans.

Wagecuck Vs "Loserdom"

See, Todd was a clever guy. He figured out years ago that wagecucking was bullshit. Why go to work and toil away 8-12 hours a day in some difficult or tedious job for a shitty wage for a shitty boss that doesn't give a shit about you, while living in a world that also doesn't give a shit about you? He knew this. Not that he got any flack for doing any of this anyway. He was tall and handsome, and that was all the ladies cared about most of the time. Sure, they rejected him as dating material when they heard he had no job or carrier, but who even wants to date/marry in 2020 anyway? Pump&dump was Todd's motto. And pump&dump he did. As for other males...who cares? Who fucking cares what other males think when you don't have to work and you get laid all the time? It just literally doesn't fucking matter. "Oh no you get to wagecuck for 10 hours a day so that you fat wive can steal all your money all the while I get to play Playstation all day and fuck hot women oh shit my life is so bad holy crap!" /end of sarcasm.

The world doesn't really work the way most people think it does. At all.

By far one of the biggest myths of all, is the myth of the "self-made" and "independent" person. Such individuals do not exist. Everything in this world comes at the expense of somebody else. Everything. In fact, I would go as far as to argue that in a way, ALL human beings are actually parasitic. And all of life for that matter. Everything requires energy in order to exist. That energy has to come from somewhere. Plants need to parasitically feed of the earth for nutrients, whom in return are parasitically fed on by herbivores, whom in return are parasitically required to exist in order for feed the carnivores...the list goes on. Simply put, nothing can exist unless it can parasitically feed on something else that already exists.

So what does that mean for the human world?

Social relations are really not that complicated. Producers produce. Parasites consume. No matter how hard anybody tries to tell you otherwise, this is how EVERYTHING works. Literally everything. There are no social dynamics or economic relationships where this is not the case. If something exists, it's because it was produced by another human being. If something is consumed, it's being consumed at the expense of somebody else's labor or time. Period. But this doesn't just apply to actual literal labor. It also applies to every situation in which there is an opportunity cost. 2 men can not date or fuck the same woman (well technically they can, but this tends to end with somebody getting a bullet through their skull or a club bashed into their face). 2 men cannot both be presidents or kings of their country. In the end there is a finite amount of everything, and one individual cannot have something without depriving somebody else of the chance of also obtaining it.

So how does this translate into everybody being a parasite?

It's really simple. It's not actually possible to be successful in life without parasitic behavior. You only have millions of dollars because other people do not. You only got hundreds of lays last year because other people did not. The greater your prosperity, the greater everybody else's misery. This is a fact of life. This is how the world works. You can play mental gymnastics about it. You can try to rationalize the idea in your head that success can exist in a vacuum without harming other people's quality of life. But it's all bullshit. No matter how hard you try to deny it, what people call "meritocracy" is actually just glorified parasitism. "Successful" = social parasite.

Why it's ok to just not care and be a parasite.

So what about Todd the welfare collecting hobo? Should he feel guilty for being a social parasite? He should not.

And the reason is...why should he? Why should one form of parasitic behavior be looked down upon but not other kinds? Why is ok to be a trust fund parasite with millions or even billions of dollars but not ok to steal in some other method? Or for that matter why even care about what is "ok" at all when the world doesn't even give a shit about your moral character anyway? Please understand that there is almost nothing separating most of the world's rich from welfare collectors. Nothing. And in fact they are actually even worse when you consider the sheer wealth being stolen. In a way, one could even amusingly argue that by abusing social systems people are actually just stealing some of their own money back.

Furthermore, it's not like other peoples opinions even really matter that much anyway. Does Jeremy Meeks give a shit what most people think about him? Does he even have to care?

Your work ethic isn't as important as you think it is. Once you realize this, it becomes clear that a 100% shameless hedonistic lifestyle is all that matters. Everybody is a parasite. So why not be a parasite in a way that actually benefits YOU?

If it's not possible to enjoy a good quality of life without being a parasite, then your primary goal in life should be to be a bigger and more successful parasite than everybody else.
TL;DR, Machiavellian Philosophy applied to modern times
 
Nishijou Takumi

Nishijou Takumi

Neidhardt der Blitzschnelle
Jun 13, 2021
575
Also I like how you used the name Todd, which ironically means death in German
 
Nishijou Takumi

Nishijou Takumi

Neidhardt der Blitzschnelle
Jun 13, 2021
575
I don’t like living with my parents and moving out is not sustainable as a NEET
Then just apply this philosophy, but to other aspects of your life.
 
Eren

Eren

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Nov 28, 2020
3,392
Social relations are really not that complicated. Producers produce. Parasites consume. No matter how hard anybody tries to tell you otherwise, this is how EVERYTHING works. Literally everything. There are no social dynamics or economic relationships where this is not the case.
Generally, there is a mutual benefit though no? One provides a service & another provides payment. Both walk away with equal value. More of a symbiotic relationship
 
AI-cel

AI-cel

Hikkikomori
Dec 8, 2022
4,187
il prob retire if i manage to sell everything and some illegaly wageslaving in SK
 
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