Venting Why shouldn't I kill myself? I want to die tonight

AlainDelon

AlainDelon

National Fascist Vietnamese Workers Party
Nov 28, 2020
34
I'm going to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge tonight. I'm nervous, but I know it will be worth it, ultimately. I don't want a lot of pain though. How much will it hurt hitting the water?






 
Cope Artist

Cope Artist

Satire account
Nov 26, 2020
1,472
Bro you made a paintings megathread stfu
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How old are you btw?
23. You're a highschooler aren't you?
 
BrettyBoy

BrettyBoy

Blackpilled.
Nov 30, 2020
87
I heard suicide via drowning is painful, that is if I recall correctly.
 
الطائر ابن لا أحد

الطائر ابن لا أحد

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Nov 28, 2020
568
If you had the gut to do it you wouldn't made this thread.
 
NCRcel

NCRcel

Wishing for nuclear winter.
Nov 29, 2020
185
Yes, it will hurt like fuck hitting the water. The force of the impact with shatter a great many of your bones, then you will fall beneath the water sucking it into your lungs as your broken body tries but fails to swim up and save itself. You will then asphyxiate to death (literally one of the most agonizing ways to die) as you drift beneath the waves uselessly thrashing about.

Shooting yourself through the brainstem with a shotgun or reasonably powerful handgun/rifle is the most quick and humane way to go.

Seriously man, don't jump off a bridge to kill yourself. Actually, I don't condone killing yourself at all, but if you must, then use a gun like so:

-Put the barrel of the gun in your mouth directly parallel to the floor.

- Tilt it back at about a 45° angle.

- Now pull the trigger. BANG.

- Goodnight, sweet prince.
 
Raguel

Raguel

NEET
Nov 27, 2020
299
Jfl at NT will not know this, stop larping, all NT’s are pro swimmers and jumpers
 
rockndogs

rockndogs

NEET
Nov 30, 2020
6
Don't do it bro. Hit me up and we can humiliate some foids.
 
SkinjobCatastrophe

SkinjobCatastrophe

flossing and driving
Nov 29, 2020
169
How is it in san francisco at this time of year
 
NarcyChadlite

NarcyChadlite

Aesthete, scholar, Meghan's husband
Apr 11, 2021
503
I'm going to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge tonight. I'm nervous, but I know it will be worth it, ultimately. I don't want a lot of pain though. How much will it hurt hitting the water?
You do you babecel
 
C

CelticTruecel

Banned
Mar 19, 2021
1,680
I don't plan to neck myself until the 2040s.
 
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