Story Someone tried rob me.

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Kaz

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Nov 29, 2020
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At the parking lot some drunk dude came out of his car and asked if I could give his battery some juice. I was being like sure.
I opened my trunk and he checked my battery and told me that he has no cables. I didn't have either. He was much taller than me. I am 5'7. So he looked at me and said, "You don't really need battery, do you?". I gave him somewhat angry look and told him that yes, I definitely do. He kept staring at me and went to START HIS FUCKING CAR! And drove away.
Maybe my dad bod and raging hairline intimidated him? Who the fuck knows but fuck this guy. Even after I'm safe at home my unreasonable overactive brain can't stop tinking about it. In a perfect world I would have put my thumb and middle finger trough his faggot eyes, grabbed his nasal bridge and bashed his head on to the pavement. Until his brain would be visible trough his cracked skull.
But yeah... here I rage at forums instead of showing him his place... Being by myself has made me soft.
 
jaded jabble

jaded jabble

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Nov 30, 2020
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At the parking lot some drunk dude came out of his car and asked if I could give his battery some juice. I was being like sure.
I opened my trunk and he checked my battery and told me that he has no cables. I didn't have either. He was much taller than me. I am 5'7. So he looked at me and said, "You don't really need battery, do you?". I gave him somewhat angry look and told him that yes, I definitely do. He kept staring at me and went to START HIS FUCKING CAR! And drove away.
Maybe my dad bod and raging hairline intimidated him? Who the fuck knows but fuck this guy. Even after I'm safe at home my unreasonable overactive brain can't stop tinking about it. In a perfect world I would have put my thumb and middle finger trough his faggot eyes, grabbed his nasal bridge and bashed his head on to the pavement. Until his brain would be visible trough his cracked skull.
But yeah... here I rage at forums instead of showing him his place... Being by myself has made me soft.
mogs me
 
copemaxxer

copemaxxer

caught up in life
Nov 29, 2020
11
i really don't think he wanted to steal a car battery that probably costed $40 tbh jfl, if he was going to steal a car a battery he might as well get your phone and whatever you have in your pockets jfl. he was just extremely fucked up he probably didn't even know where he was.
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe

SkinjobCatastrophe

flossing and driving
Nov 29, 2020
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Maybe I dont quite get the story but what made you think he wanted to rob you? It seems like just some drunk idiot
 
Zargrim

Zargrim

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Dec 3, 2020
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White tall fag. Mid 20s?
if a white person robbed me I would take it very serious at the time and then literally laugh about it later

I mean I can understand if you are black and live a life of crime, it is just the nature of things. If you are a violent white criminal, what the fuck are you doing with your life? Like get a fucking job like a normal white person.
 
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