Story Probably gonna get arrested

[Lain]

I went back home cutting my trip early from Mexico (whores too expensive, lots of scammers, too many women with standards, etc) and last night the cops started banging on my door. They saw me peek out the window but they don't have a search warrant to come into my house, they said they'd be back later. I asked my family if they had done anything illegal but they've been good boys, they asked me if I had anything illegal in my room, I had to get a trash bag to gather it all up before I flushed the cops will probably take a while to get a warrant so I've got a little while of peace but it's only a matter of time. RIP my neetcels don't forget me when I'm gone, I dindu nuffin. Without a search warrant, they'll bang on my door 2x a day pretty much until they get lucky (finding someone outside) or they get a warrant, probably not going to be more then a few days though

 

[Lain]

Damn just noticed someone else posted yesterday about the same thing @LetsGetOut neetcels are getting targeted. I'm probably going to get arrested for fraud, not attention seeking ITT unfortunately not a larp, maybe I'll dox my name to someone so I can get looked up later not like it'd matter if I was thrown in prison for a few years

 

[Asylum Patient]

Well... shit. Let's [UWSL][UWSL]hope that everything goes well for you. [/UWSL][/UWSL][UWSL][UWSL]Would definitely be a huge loss for this forum, I really mean it.[/UWSL][/UWSL]

 

[vomit]

Might as well lube up your asshole rn

 

[Unemployed]

Damn just noticed someone else posted yesterday about the same thing @LetsGetOut neetcels are getting targeted. I'm probably going to get arrested for fraud, not attention seeking ITT unfortunately not a larp, maybe I'll dox my name to someone so I can get looked up later not like it'd matter if I was thrown in prison for a few years

Sad shit. Remember your miranda and never talk to the cops unless your lawyer advices you to do so (for a deal or something ikd). You are innocent until proven guilty etc. This is not legal advice ofc

 

[Lain]

Sad shit. Remember your miranda and never talk to the cops unless your lawyer advices you to do so (for a deal or something ikd). You are innocent until proven guilty etc. This is not legal advice ofc

Yeah, I'd never talk to cops. Cops are masters at psychological manipulation, it's what they're trained to do, what society tells them they're supposed to do. It's why I didn't answer the door, I had to get rid of anything remotely illegal in my house. I have an ok chance at getting out of anything I've supposedly done [UWSL][/UWSL] so maybe it's not over, most of the things I've supposedly done are things that are hard to prove without a confession. A few years back I was arrested over counterfeit bills and was genuinely surprised I managed to get off scot free, when I was caught my sister admitted they were fake bills to an officer and that I knew it - a full on confession. I said absolutely nothing to anyone and when I went to court, I told the judge that I was getting ready to go to the military like a good goy [UWSL][/UWSL] I didn't say anything about the bills, he threw the charge out. I think the ideal thing is to say nothing whatsoever, there's never a benefit to talking. Even online, probably, though everything here can be written off as a LARP.

 

[Atila]

fbi open up

 

[Fabio]

Jfl we hardly get new people here and now police is cucking us from you.
But on serious note, I hope you don't get locked up.

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

Damn just noticed someone else posted yesterday about the same thing @LetsGetOut neetcels are getting targeted. I'm probably going to get arrested for fraud, not attention seeking ITT unfortunately not a larp, maybe I'll dox my name to someone so I can get looked up later not like it'd matter if I was thrown in prison for a few years

If the cops get access to @LetsGetOut's hardrive, it's game over for him

 

[NEET COOM LDAR]

what. you said you had good times in mehico

 

[Billy]

Did they catch you yet?

 

[Panhandler]

on the upside at least you get some free housing

 

[Lain]

what. you said you had good times in mehico

I had really good times in Mexico City, Cancun was a tourist trap. I went to Mexico City last month, I went to Cancun at the first of this month. Mexico City is like the NYC of Mexico, there's like 10 million people all in a small area so it's easy to do anything. Get drugs, get women, there's so many people there that demographically you have a strong advantage. Then you have Cancun, not that many people with plenty of tourists flying in, the people on the outskirts of Cancun live in the slums, men or women, they all come to the resort cities to scam tourists. There is nothing good about Cancun, it's why I left early, though I probably should have stayed the month in retrospect...

Did they catch you yet?

No they banged on my door again though, it can take a while before they get a search warrant. I don't know the reason either yet for why they're coming to my home banging on my door but I'm going to prolong this as much as possible, maybe rent an airbnb if I get some money soon

 

[SoupaSilva]

Get some big speakers and blast gay porn or nasheeds whenever they're harassing you.

 

[Lain]

I'm safe my grandma lied, she threatened to kill her ex-husband so they came to my house over that

 

[Fabio]

I'm safe my grandma lied, she threatened to kill her ex-husband so they came to my house over that

Good to hear.