Lifestyle NEETcel trait: Getting a boner as soon as you step outside and it disappears as soon as you get inside

Do you get a boner as soon as you step outside and the boner stays unless you get inside your house?

  • Yes, this happens to me all the time

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Yes, sometimes

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • No

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Total voters
    14
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
Nov 26, 2020
2,389
This only applies to those who are NEET and trucel (or just trucels).

When you get out from your basement/house/shack, you see the grannies (or stacies if you are into them) on the streets and you get a boner, and when you get inside the boner goes away.

Today I went outside to get a pack of cigarrette and saw a granny pulling a walker and I immediately got a solid boner. I was not wearing any underwear so it was quite visible I guess, although my dick is 3". But I successfully hid my curryboner with my large puffer jacket (I'm 5'2").

Most probably it was because of this porn clip I was watching the other day.

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But I have seen this happening with the boner, even if I go outside just for a minute.

The bottom line is as soon as returned to my house, the boner is completely gone.

Has anyone experienced this?
 
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Cope Artist

Cope Artist

Satire account
Nov 26, 2020
1,611
Oh man, must be hard to resist all those hot grannies. For me, my dick doesn't work. I lost the desire for women (even grannies)
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
Nov 26, 2020
2,389
Oh man, must be hard to resist all those hot grannies. For me, my dick doesn't work. I lost the desire for women (even grannies)
Sorry to hear that my man.
 
Q

qwertyqazqwerty

NEET
Nov 30, 2020
42
I only get bonkers when I'm laying down
 
NCRcel

NCRcel

Wishing for nuclear winter.
Nov 29, 2020
185
No bro, I get too nervous outside to even think of getting a boner. My boy has stage fright.
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
Nov 26, 2020
2,389
No bro, I get too nervous outside to even think of getting a boner. My boy has stage fright.
It's over for no-outside-boner-cels.
 
gigacel123

gigacel123

NEET
Dec 3, 2020
1,215
i dont get any boner. Unless there's a hot milf in the vicinity.
 
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