Lifestyle My day without neets.me

[Looksmax Refugee]

>Woke up

> Saw neets.me wasn't working

>"Maybe it's dead for a few minutes like sometimes"

>Checked again in an hour. Still dead.

>Is it gone forever?

>Checked the discord. Saw everyone saying it's over. Got a huge cortisol spike.

>Started jacking off in the shower for hours to replace the dopamine

>Felt like shit. Decided I was finally going to do something with my life.

>Neets.me is back up. Back to rotting.

 

[Cretin]

Scary how relatable this thread is

 

[Saito]

It

>Woke up

> Saw neets.me wasn't working

>"Maybe it's dead for a few minutes like sometimes"

>Checked again in an hour. Still dead.

>Is it gone forever?

>Checked the discord. Saw everyone saying it's over. Got a huge cortisol spike.

>Started jacking off in the shower for hours to replace the dopamine

>Felt like shit. Decided I was finally going to do something with my life.

>Neets.me is back up. Back to rotting.

It's on and off happened 3 times today

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

maby it's time you get a job

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

maby it's time you get a job

I do. I'm a sanitation technician.

 

[Saito]

I do. I'm a sanitation technician.

Are you balding?

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Are you balding?

I prefer the word maturing hairline

 

[Optimus]

Hopefully you will remember, as a young buck in his early 20's, that you had good laughs and a comfy time here in Neets.me, even though you are and perhaps never will be a lonely neet my friend.

 

[Fabio]