Serious My career mentor wants to know what my "action plan" is

[CelticKHV]

My new female career mentor sent me a voicemail, it is nice to receive a voicemail from a woman but it is a pity she is a career mentor.

She said that we will discuss what my action plan is I'll tell you what my long term action plan is, I plan to tie my neck to a tree, 5 minutes of dangling from a tree is better than years of torment waging.

My short term "action plan" is to finish off the final 3 seasons of Frasier and then get stuck into Married with Children and Cheers.

 

[Disorder]

I had a career mentor for 2 months, she looked like sideshow bob and smelled like piss.

 

[CelticKHV]

I had a career mentor for 2 months, she looked like sideshow bob and smelled like piss.

I just have to speak to them on the phone due to the China plague restrictions which means I will fondle with my genitals when talking to her.

 

[Saito]

So she's hot?

 

[chudur-budur]

 

[Atila]

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if you are a rice you will pay the price

 

[vomit]

if you are a rice you will pay the price

if you are curry stacy will fuck you in a hurry

 

[NEET COOM LDAR]

if you rope properly you die almost instantly but if the drop height is insufficient it will take 30 min of choking

 

[CelticKHV]

if you rope properly you die almost instantly but if the drop height is insufficient it will take 30 min of choking

Maybe it is best to have a knife in your pocket incase that unfortunate event occurs. Though I don't understand how you would be conscious with 30 minutes without oxygen.

 

[NEET COOM LDAR]

Maybe it is best to have a knife in your pocket incase that unfortunate event occurs. Though I don't understand how you would be conscious with 30 minutes without oxygen.

you get barely some oxygen so you slowly choke to death

 

[CelticKHV]

you get barely some oxygen so you slowly choke to death

People say how difficult suicide is but I don't believe it, I have heard of women in my local area being able to hang themselves without even any planning.

 

[incelkingkong]

People say how difficult suicide is but I don't believe it, I have heard of women in my local area being able to hang themselves without even any planning.

there is different types of suicide, thoughtful suicide and meme, most women go into the second one

 

[Quarantined]

a career "mentor" was assigned to me in college,
but i was too high inhib to ever visit