My brother mr buzz kill

[Neetgod]

He's the most boring brother of all time here's why

He's allergic to cats and dogs

Allergic to my mom's house

Won't ever talk about sex, drugs movies

Only listens to Bob Dillon and Bob Marley Doesn't watch movies, play video games, or watch TV

Doesn't drink or smoke

Lives in his van

Knows nothing about current events

 

[『 』]

He's the most boring brother of all time here's why

He's allergic to cats and dogs

Allergic to my mom's house

Won't ever talk about sex, drugs movies

Only listens to Bob Dillon and Bob Marley Doesn't watch movies, play video games, or watch TV

Doesn't drink or smoke

Lives in his van

Knows nothing about current events

Your brother sounds based af lmao

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Me and him are so alike it's scary

 

[Cretin]

Get him on here

 

[『 』]

Me and him are so alike it's scary

I've become so much wike Ewen Jaegew it's scawy. I weaw bwack cawdigans, vewbawwy assauwt women, and physicawwy assauwt my fwiends. When I wook in the miwwow, I can't hewp but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in amewican.) I gwew my haiw out wong because I don't cawe so now I have to weaw it in a bun and I don't cawe what peopwe think so shut fuck up Hange! I awways weave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to evewyone so they awe weminded that I am in contwow. When I see dogs being taken on wawks I get mad at them fow not being fwee wike I am. I can't have sex with my giwwfwiend anymowe without fowcing hew to dwess up as Mikasa ow Histowia, both of whom wemind me of Awmin. When I owdew fast food, I wefuse to caww them fwench fwies and insist on cawwing them fweedom fwies. I just keep moving fowwawd, untiw my enemies awe destwoyed.

 

[Saito]

I've become so much wike Ewen Jaegew it's scawy. I weaw bwack cawdigans, vewbawwy assauwt women, and physicawwy assauwt my fwiends. When I wook in the miwwow, I can't hewp but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in amewican.) I gwew my haiw out wong because I don't cawe so now I have to weaw it in a bun and I don't cawe what peopwe think so shut fuck up Hange! I awways weave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to evewyone so they awe weminded that I am in contwow. When I see dogs being taken on wawks I get mad at them fow not being fwee wike I am. I can't have sex with my giwwfwiend anymowe without fowcing hew to dwess up as Mikasa ow Histowia, both of whom wemind me of Awmin. When I owdew fast food, I wefuse to caww them fwench fwies and insist on cawwing them fweedom fwies. I just keep moving fowwawd, untiw my enemies awe destwoyed.

I can't believe I read the whole thing

 

[『 』]

I can't believe I read the whole thing

 

[Saito]

Btw what does ur bro talk about? What does he find worth talking about?

 

[Neetgod]

Btw what does ur bro talk about? What does he find worth talking about?

We don't talk we just watch videos on ancient history its the only thing he's interested in but he will watch basketball and play video games if I ask him too

 

[Neetgod]

Me and him are so alike it's scary

Bull shit

 

[Neetgod]

Get him on here

He would never come here he's a gigga soy male feminist fag even though he's an incel

 

[chudur-budur]

That's some fucking based brother you've got, you should learn from him.

 

[Neetgod]

That's some fucking based brother you've got, you should learn from him.

I hope your joking

 

[Neetgod]

He's the most boring brother of all time here's why

He's allergic to cats and dogs

Allergic to my mom's house

Won't ever talk about sex, drugs movies

Only listens to Bob Dillon and Bob Marley Doesn't watch movies, play video games, or watch TV

Doesn't drink or smoke

Lives in his van

Knows nothing about current events

I forgot to mention hes a vegetarian and thinks he has magical healing powers with his hands

 

[Quarantined]

what does he do all day?

 

[Neetgod]

what does he do all day?

He is a gig worker delivering food and a weed trimmer for marijuana plants

 

[Neetgod]

Me and him are so alike it's scary

Incorrect atleast your based my brother is a tofu eating soy feminist fag homeless man who is aloof