I've seen the light, hentai (and porn) is better than real pussy.

[anon1822]

After getting over the idea of how nice a real pussy would feel, I realized it's actually much worse than just having a wank.

It's the novelty of the idea, and never actually doing that something I've always wanted to, that made me want pussy so badly.

But it's nothing special, it's just your dick in some warm, moist hole. Plus there's so much work involved with it, gotta do so much for the woman, talk to her, do things for her etc...

Yep, I'm enlightened now. I see the truth.

Now only if I can find a fleshlight in this damn shithole city. Kinda pricey since everything imported is, but I've got the money. Just gotta find a way to sneak it into the house. And to find time to actually go out and buy it. Cause a NEET who is known to hate going outside, out of the blue wanting to go for a "walk" for a few hours, is gonna trigger alarms lmao. Ohh wait, I'd have to actually hide it very well. Nah, can't buy one then, too risky, what if they find it? Imagine your parents finding your fleshlight, damn that would be super cringe.

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

welcome to the winning side

 

[Lain]

No, using your hand is not better then fucking a woman. But an onahole IS better then fucking a woman. What do you mean pricey you can get that triple deluxe cocksucking machine with 17 settings that'll vibrate the tip for like $100 if you're going all out, a normal onahole only costs like $30. They ship it in discrete packages, it's worth it. I don't know about normal flesh lights but the value I've gotten out of the like $80 I've spent altogether on 2 onaholes has given me back a hundred fold. You'll know what I mean when you get an ona and bust inside it, especially when you have good water based lubricant, just buy off Amazon.jp they'll probably ship to your country.

Amazon | 本, ファッション, 家電から食品まで | アマゾン

Amazon.co.jp 公式サイト。アマゾンで本, 日用品, ファッション, 食品, ベビー用品, カー用品ほか一億種の商品をいつでもお安く。通常配送無料(一部を除く)

www.amazon.co.jp

I mean this 100% seriously, onas are better then pussy in terms of pure tactile sensations. The reason for this is that you can an onahole infinitely tighter then a real woman, if you've been deathgripping your weiner and beating the shit out of it daily for multiple hours, you're gonna need a tight as fuck ona, I saw your other poster about edging for 8 hours my nigger so make sure to get the triple deluxe super tight loli ona, because it's over-tier for your Johnny, on the plus side it really does only cost like $30 shipping and all if you buy off Amazon, even if you're poor in Eastern Europe you can smuggle up the pennies for it

 

[Fabio]

No, using your hand is not better then fucking a woman. But an onahole IS better then fucking a woman. What do you mean pricey you can get that triple deluxe cocksucking machine with 17 settings that'll vibrate the tip for like $100 if you're going all out, a normal onahole only costs like $30. They ship it in discrete packages, it's worth it. I don't know about normal flesh lights but the value I've gotten out of the like $80 I've spent altogether on 2 onaholes has given me back a hundred fold. You'll know what I mean when you get an ona and bust inside it, especially when you have good water based lubricant, just buy off Amazon.jp they'll probably ship to your country.

Amazon | 本, ファッション, 家電から食品まで | アマゾン

Amazon.co.jp 公式サイト。アマゾンで本, 日用品, ファッション, 食品, ベビー用品, カー用品ほか一億種の商品をいつでもお安く。通常配送無料(一部を除く)

www.amazon.co.jp

I mean this 100% seriously, onas are better then pussy in terms of pure tactile sensations. The reason for this is that you can an onahole infinitely tighter then a real woman, if you've been deathgripping your weiner and beating the shit out of it daily for multiple hours, you're gonna need a tight as fuck ona, I saw your other poster about edging for 8 hours my nigger so make sure to get the triple deluxe super tight loli ona, because it's over-tier for your Johnny, on the plus side it really does only cost like $30 shipping and all if you buy off Amazon, even if you're poor in Eastern Europe you can smuggle up the pennies for it

I fucking admire how you can almost constantly write up these funny as fuck essays.
Keep sending em, I read every word.

 

[anon1822]

No, using your hand is not better then fucking a woman. But an onahole IS better then fucking a woman. What do you mean pricey you can get that triple deluxe cocksucking machine with 17 settings that'll vibrate the tip for like $100 if you're going all out, a normal onahole only costs like $30. They ship it in discrete packages, it's worth it. I don't know about normal flesh lights but the value I've gotten out of the like $80 I've spent altogether on 2 onaholes has given me back a hundred fold. You'll know what I mean when you get an ona and bust inside it, especially when you have good water based lubricant, just buy off Amazon.jp they'll probably ship to your country.

Amazon | 本, ファッション, 家電から食品まで | アマゾン

Amazon.co.jp 公式サイト。アマゾンで本, 日用品, ファッション, 食品, ベビー用品, カー用品ほか一億種の商品をいつでもお安く。通常配送無料(一部を除く)

www.amazon.co.jp

I mean this 100% seriously, onas are better then pussy in terms of pure tactile sensations. The reason for this is that you can an onahole infinitely tighter then a real woman, if you've been deathgripping your weiner and beating the shit out of it daily for multiple hours, you're gonna need a tight as fuck ona, I saw your other poster about edging for 8 hours my nigger so make sure to get the triple deluxe super tight loli ona, because it's over-tier for your Johnny, on the plus side it really does only cost like $30 shipping and all if you buy off Amazon, even if you're poor in Eastern Europe you can smuggle up the pennies for it

Well, as usual in shithole countries, anything imported costs like x3 times as much, is outdated by 5 years, and there's only like 2 things to choose from lmao. So that $30 basic one would be like $90.

But idc, I want one anyway, and thanks for telling me that it's worth it. I'll definitely try to get one when possible. Though it'll be hard to sneak it in, I have to try. I probably won't give a shit about being a virgin if I've got a pocket pussy that feels super tight.

Also, this reminds me of the best show ever:

 

[Lain]

Well, as usual in shithole countries, anything imported costs like x3 times as much, is outdated by 5 years, and there's only like 2 things to choose from lmao. So that $30 basic one would be like $90.

But idc, I want one anyway, and thanks for telling me that it's worth it. I'll definitely try to get one when possible. Though it'll be hard to sneak it in, I have to try. I probably won't give a shit about being a virgin if I've got a pocket pussy that feels super tight.

Also, this reminds me of the best show ever:

Also, I thought the same thing as you "what if my parents find my ona?" but they did, my mom just told me that my dad used to own a few and laughed, my dad told me not to be too loud, let's be honest here you really think it matters if they find an onahole? They'll say something for like 5 seconds, maybe you'll give a shit and feel bad for a few mins if they make fun of you, on the plus side what have you gained? All of your nut busting sessions are 10x better, no exaggeration. Imagine if you could fuck a woman whenever you wanted, now imagine something better then that. That's an onahole and that's a click way, I'm not even being hyperbolic, you are missing out hard, I've been using onas for about 5-6 years now and I never regretted it. Even that little temporary embarrassment is a far off memory that I laugh back at now, because we're all human, your parents will understand I'm sure

 

[Lain]

When I got my new onahole I slapped the shit out of my sister with it when she said something about me buying it, there comes a great feeling of freedom. You'll know what I mean if you ever get caught doing something incredibly embarrassing/cringy, it's like, the second time around, you're immune to caring. I felt embarrassed the first time, the second time I smacked the bitch for saying something with it and she shrieked AAAAAAAA like I had busted inside it already anyways if you're going down the 2D pill this is the only way

 

[anon1822]

Also, I thought the same thing as you "what if my parents find my ona?" but they did, my mom just told me that my dad used to own a few and laughed, my dad told me not to be too loud, let's be honest here you really think it matters if they find an onahole? They'll say something for like 5 seconds, maybe you'll give a shit and feel bad for a few mins if they make fun of you, on the plus side what have you gained? All of your nut busting sessions are 10x better, no exaggeration. Imagine if you could fuck a woman whenever you wanted, now imagine something better then that. That's an onahole and that's a click way, I'm not even being hyperbolic, you are missing out hard, I've been using onas for about 5-6 years now and I never regretted it. Even that little temporary embarrassment is a far off memory that I laugh back at now, because we're all human, your parents will understand I'm sure

Ohh boy, I really do want one. I'd make super sure they don't find out though, they'd freak the fuck out lmao. And so they'd probably force me to go outside every day so I meet girls and socialize instead of using onaholes lmao.

Anyway, while Amazon doesn't deliver to my country, I'd just buy what's available in the local stores. Well, from what I can see there's only stuff like "Fleshlight Riley Reid Anus White", way overpriced than what it should be, but idc at this point, I really want one

 

[『 』]

Fleshlight Riley Reid Anus White

 

[Lain]

I can only vouch for the Japanese cooming devices, these Western fleshlights I've never tried out, so if they don't live up to the words I've posted here, just know I'm talking about Japanese forged horny technology

 

[anon1822]

I can only vouch for the Japanese cooming devices, these Western fleshlights I've never tried out, so if they don't live up to the words I've posted here, just know I'm talking about Japanese forged horny technology

The japanese have given me many a nut, through their hentai and their eroge. I would trust them for their fleshlights as well. But the logistics of ordering something online would be tough in this country, so I'm just gonna go with a western fleshlight. Maybe I'll get Riley Reid's butthole over Stoya's pussy though, butthole is tighter.

 

[Lain]

The japanese have given me many a nut, through their hentai and their eroge. I would trust them for their fleshlights as well. But the logistics of ordering something online would be tough in this country, so I'm just gonna go with a western fleshlight. Maybe I'll get Riley Reid's butthole over Stoya's pussy though, butthole is tighter.

Either way it'll be an upgrade from your hand, you won't want to go back only problem with onas is that you gotta clean up. There's some fancier ones that you can just flip inside out and wash your nut down the drain and flop it back, aside from that though, though I've still got the budget onas myself. I can only imagine what a $100-200 ona would do, that shit literally vibrates your cock wtf, I assure you on this, they've evolved their technology through hard efforts to escape from their own women. You think it's a coincidence that their birth rates are so low? Why there's so many shut-ins that are there? They've ascended

 

[Neetgod]

When I got my new onahole I slapped the shit out of my sister with it when she said something about me buying it, there comes a great feeling of freedom. You'll know what I mean if you ever get caught doing something incredibly embarrassing/cringy, it's like, the second time around, you're immune to caring. I felt embarrassed the first time, the second time I smacked the bitch for saying something with it and she shrieked AAAAAAAA like I had busted inside it already anyways if you're going down the 2D pill this is the only way

@Lain is a national treasure in my book you just keep doing you ok my dude

 

[Neetgod]

Either way it'll be an upgrade from your hand, you won't want to go back only problem with onas is that you gotta clean up. There's some fancier ones that you can just flip inside out and wash your nut down the drain and flop it back, aside from that though, though I've still got the budget onas myself. I can only imagine what a $100-200 ona would do, that shit literally vibrates your cock wtf, I assure you on this, they've evolved their technology through hard efforts to escape from their own women. You think it's a coincidence that their birth rates are so low? Why there's so many shut-ins that are there? They've ascended

Didnt read I already know its hilarious

 

[anon1822]

Either way it'll be an upgrade from your hand, you won't want to go back only problem with onas is that you gotta clean up. There's some fancier ones that you can just flip inside out and wash your nut down the drain and flop it back, aside from that though, though I've still got the budget onas myself. I can only imagine what a $100-200 ona would do, that shit literally vibrates your cock wtf, I assure you on this, they've evolved their technology through hard efforts to escape from their own women. You think it's a coincidence that their birth rates are so low? Why there's so many shut-ins that are there? They've ascended

A Stoya Destroya in my country is $95. If it's not a knockoff, fingers crossed. Anyway, I'll try to get one as soon as possible. I have the money, now I need to figure out how to get out of the house and how to bring it back. Cause my dad will be suspicious I'm trying to sneak in alcohol like I used to when I was an alcoholic . Anyway, I'll probably have to buy something else and say I'm going to buy that.

Ahh, mendokusai. I hate going out of the house.

 

[anon1822]

Either way it'll be an upgrade from your hand, you won't want to go back only problem with onas is that you gotta clean up. There's some fancier ones that you can just flip inside out and wash your nut down the drain and flop it back, aside from that though, though I've still got the budget onas myself. I can only imagine what a $100-200 ona would do, that shit literally vibrates your cock wtf, I assure you on this, they've evolved their technology through hard efforts to escape from their own women. You think it's a coincidence that their birth rates are so low? Why there's so many shut-ins that are there? They've ascended

Can you rinse it with water and just stick it in a drawer till it dries? Cause I won't be able to use isopropyl alcohol or any special washing fluids. Only water washing and then hiding it in the drawer.

 

[Lain]

Can you rinse it with water and just stick it in a drawer till it dries? Cause I won't be able to use isopropyl alcohol or any special washing fluids. Only water washing and then hiding it in the drawer.

How To Clean an Onahole | Onahole Senpai

onaholesenpai.com

 

[Lain]

After I bust a nut in my ona, I put it in my pocket and stealth sneak 100 to my bathroom and wash it with warm water, use a little bit of soap and dry it with a towel. Not much effort

 

[anon1822]

After I bust a nut in my ona, I put it in my pocket and stealth sneak 100 to my bathroom and wash it with warm water, use a little bit of soap and dry it with a towel. Not much effort

I read you really shouldn't use soap cause it creates microtears or something.. Btw, do you use lube?

 

[inel]

When I got my new onahole I slapped the shit out of my sister with it when she said something about me buying it, there comes a great feeling of freedom. You'll know what I mean if you ever get caught doing something incredibly embarrassing/cringy, it's like, the second time around, you're immune to caring. I felt embarrassed the first time, the second time I smacked the bitch for saying something with it and she shrieked AAAAAAAA like I had busted inside it already anyways if you're going down the 2D pill this is the only way

@anon1822 @Fabio
are onaholes fleshlights? Is there something special about the jap fleshlights?

 

[Fabio]

@anon1822 @Fabio
are onaholes fleshlights? Is there something special about the jap fleshlights?

Yes they are fleshlights. I don't know anything more since I don't own any.