If you're in the US it's so easy to get laid if you're desperate, I'm super jealous.

[anon1822]

Just go on some of these subreddits and make a high effort post http://hookingupnow.com/reddit-hook...-hook-up-subs-on-reddit-and-how-to-find-them/

Lower your standards, maybe even accept fat or ugly women. If you're into something kinky it helps, or if you accept all kinks.

Especially if you're in like Chicago or NY or LA. Probably won't help if you're in Bumfuck, South Dakota. Although I imagine with all the different dating and sex apps the US has, even there you could get laid.

Ohh, and these countries also have weird sex communities like fetishists or whatever. That's also an option.

God damn, I'd fuck all the fatties and ugly women of NY if I were there. But fuck paying the rent prices in those cities, that's like an ass fucking in and of itself.

 

[orchis]

I rather masturbate to porn than fuck an ugly landwhale.

 

[anon1822]

I rather masturbate to porn than fuck an ugly landwhale.

Are you a virgin? As a virgin tbh I'd fuck 10 landwhales right now if I could. After that I wouldn't give much of a shit about sex anymore, I'd be a free man.

 

[orchis]

Are you a virgin? As a virgin tbh I'd fuck 10 landwhales right now if I could. After that I wouldn't give much of a shit about sex anymore, I'd be a free man.

I’m not that desperate to lose it but if I was I’d find an attractive hooker.

 

[anon1822]

I’m not that desperate to lose it but if I was I’d find an attractive hooker.

Can't do a lot of things that I want to do if it's a hooker. No cunnilingus (and I want to lick a pussy really good, like for a long time). No kissing and making out. No condomless.

Well, you can do those things but I don't want to with a hooker, I'm sick and unhealthy enough, don't need STDs.

Also, I want to fuck a woman for hours. Just lying in bed, cuddling, kissing, hugging, fucking, 69 etc... Wouldn't even afford a hooker for that long.

 

[Neetgod]

Are you a virgin? As a virgin tbh I'd fuck 10 landwhales right now if I could. After that I wouldn't give much of a shit about sex anymore, I'd be a free man.

Cope its extremely difficult to get laid in the states unless you pay

I’m not that desperate to lose it but if I was I’d find an attractive hooker.

Good choice land whales dont deserve dick. Go to your local track to get laid

 

[anon1822]

Cope its extremely difficult to get laid in the states unless you pay

Really? Damn, guess real life sucks everywhere.

 

[Neetgod]

Really? Damn, guess real life sucks everywhere.

Dude I was a 6'2 white chadlite and I could barley get laid in my prime. But I was a neet so that doesnt help. But yeah I dont have prayer unless I pay. Just ask @Lain that nigga is gorgeous shit I'd fuck that nigga (kidding) but he cant get coochie as a 6'4 snow wolf nigga it's over

 

[orchis]

Can't do a lot of things that I want to do if it's a hooker. No cunnilingus (and I want to lick a pussy really good, like for a long time). No kissing and making out. No condomless.

Well, you can do those things but I don't want to with a hooker, I'm sick and unhealthy enough, don't need STDs.

Also, I want to fuck a woman for hours. Just lying in bed, cuddling, kissing, hugging, fucking, 69 etc... Wouldn't even afford a hooker for that long.

You can probably do all those things if you look hard enough. Even if it means traveling to another country. I hear prostitution is very big in places like Japan, girls there are more submissive.

 

[CelticKHV]

I couldn't fuck 10 land whales even if I wanted. I usually need at least 24 hours after ejaculation to even get horny again.

 

[Lain]

Dude I was a 6'2 white chadlite and I could barley get laid in my prime. But I was a neet so that doesnt help. But yeah I dont have prayer unless I pay. Just ask @Lain that nigga is gorgeous shit I'd fuck that nigga (kidding) but he cant get coochie as a 6'4 snow wolf nigga it's over

no coochie for me, I ERP with random indian men that pretend to be women online to cope so I don't rope

 

[Neetgod]

You can probably do all those things if you look hard enough. Even if it means traveling to another country. I hear prostitution is very big in places like Japan, girls there are more submissive.

Yeah just fly to japan bro it's only 2k for a ticket 2k for a hotel not to mention food bro you can pay that bro come on bro

 

[Fabio]

no coochie for me, I ERP with random indian men that pretend to be women online to cope so I don't rope

C'mon, if you are as good looking and tall as @Neetgod claims, how can you not slay shit? Do you have insane schizoid stare or something?

 

[Neetgod]

C'mon, if you are as good looking and tall as @Neetgod claims, how can you not slay shit? Do you have insane schizoid stare or something?

Hes a gigga neet bro obsessed with chink cartoons and drugs. Hes the type of nigga that can pull a one night stand but not hold down a gf. But I dont think he has the social skills to even pull off a ons. And hes dedicated to the neet game I see alot of him in me it's over for him sorry @Lain its discord indian trannys or bust for that nigga.

 

[Lain]

Hes a gigga neet bro obsessed with chink cartoons and drugs. Hes the type of nigga that can pull a one night stand but not hold down a gf. But I dont think he has the social skills to even pull off a ons. And hes dedicated to the neet game I see alot of him in me it's over for him sorry @Lain its discord indian trannys or bust for that nigga.

In a nutshell what neetgod said @Fabio my social skills have been crippled, I've been a NEET for a decade. Not sure if it's the drugs, some weird schizoid/autism traits, I do know that I'm very weird. Every time I've managed to slay in the past, I've been smacking high off drugs. It's very discouraging, I've talked to hundreds of women and they'll all say the same thing. They'll initially think I'm attractive and get lost fast, no matter how weird they are, you gotta think I'm going for the autistic/strange girls too it's over when even these women call me strange

 

[anon1822]

I couldn't fuck 10 land whales even if I wanted. I usually need at least 24 hours after ejaculation to even get horny again.

I can get horny earlier but my dick won't work. It'll be a forced, semi-chub, and I just cum out of sheer horniness from edging for hours.

 

[Neetgod]

I can get horny earlier but my dick won't work. It'll be a forced, semi-chub, and I just cum out of sheer horniness from edging for hours.

I have the same issue but viagra has done wonders for me have you tried?

 

[anon1822]

I have the same issue but viagra has done wonders for me have you tried?

Too expensive, and also there's no point using viagra just to diddle myself lol. Though it could be fun if it were with a hooker. Hookers are too expensive though. Especially for more than 1 hour. Boy, it would be fun hiring a hooker in Thailand for a whole night, pumping myself full of viagra, fucking her and doing whatever the fuck I want including licking pussy and getting a rimjob maybe, and then after I came 3 times blasting myself full of heroin and fucking her pussy while high. That's heaven right there.

 

[Neetgod]

Too expensive, and also there's no point using viagra just to diddle myself lol. Though it could be fun if it were with a hooker. Hookers are too expensive though. Especially for more than 1 hour. Boy, it would be fun hiring a hooker in Thailand for a whole night, pumping myself full of viagra, fucking her and doing whatever the fuck I want including licking pussy and getting a rimjob maybe, and then after I came 3 times blasting myself full of heroin and fucking her pussy while high. That's heaven right there.

Minus the rim job that is heaven my dude. Just pay for 15 minutes that's what I do it's much cheaper

 

[anon1822]

Minus the rim job that is heaven my dude. Just pay for 15 minutes that's what I do it's much cheaper

I'm not really into rimjobs but I do like a hooker being submissive. Imagine a chick being so submissive that she's literally licking your ass. That's pretty hot, total humiliation and degradation, she's more of a sex toy at that point than a dignified human being.

 

[Neetgod]

I'm not really into rimjobs but I do like a hooker being submissive. Imagine a chick being so submissive that she's literally licking your ass. That's pretty hot, total humiliation and degradation, she's more of a sex toy at that point than a dignified human being.

Agreed but its exit only for me bro I dont let nothing up my ass except a proctologist

 

[anon1822]

Agreed but its exit only for me bro I dont let nothing up my ass except a proctologist

Good point. Maybe I've watched too much porn. I've no idea what a rimjob would really be like. Now that I think about it I'm too ticklish and I hate even suppositories so that's probably a no go.

 

[CelticKHV]

I once stuck a tooth brush up my ass

 

[anon1822]

I once stuck a tooth brush up my ass

You fuck hookers though right? Did you ever fuck a hooker's ass? I bet they hate it when clients ask for anal lol. I think it would be interesting to fuck a hooker's ass so hard she can barely walk afterwards. That weird awkward walk.

 

[CelticKHV]

You fuck hookers though right? Did you ever fuck a hooker's ass? I bet they hate it when clients ask for anal lol. I think it would be interesting to fuck a hooker's ass so hard she can barely walk afterwards. That weird awkward walk.

I've never touched a woman in my life

 

[anon1822]

I've never touched a woman in my life

Me too bro. The world is all fucked up.