Neetgod
NEET
- Dec 18, 2020
- 15,386
The other day I was at a thrift store Shopping for myself and I was looking at the DVD section i couldn't help but notice a box set of Alvin and the chick monks meets Frankenstein. I reached out to put it in my shopping basket but this goth chad was reaching for it at the same time.
Neetgod: excuse me sir I was here first
Goth chad: no I was here first, your also the reason I left neets.me
Neets.me:
N.g. huh do I know you
Goth chad: yes indeed you do
Then suddenly he pulled out a water bottle. With a white creamy substance.
N.g. : is that what I think it is?
G.c.: yes its high grade jizz I bought off Amazon
N.g. wait a second it couldn't be are you Celtictruecuck
G.c. yes it is me Celtictruecuck, I went on a high protein cum diet, got leg lengthening surgery, hair transplants, Joined a goth band and now I'm a maxed out emo goth chad
N.g. you look amazing man can we Barry the hatchet man I'm sorry for making those threads about you
G.c. only on one condition
N.g. what is it?
G.c. you get me a pair of pantys an obese granny wore so I can sniff and lick them when I'm watching Alvin and the chick monks with my b.f.
N.g. oh OK sure, you got it ill get @chudur-budur to mail you a pair bro
The end
Neetgod: excuse me sir I was here first
Goth chad: no I was here first, your also the reason I left neets.me
Neets.me:
N.g. huh do I know you
Goth chad: yes indeed you do
Then suddenly he pulled out a water bottle. With a white creamy substance.
N.g. : is that what I think it is?
G.c.: yes its high grade jizz I bought off Amazon
N.g. wait a second it couldn't be are you Celtictruecuck
G.c. yes it is me Celtictruecuck, I went on a high protein cum diet, got leg lengthening surgery, hair transplants, Joined a goth band and now I'm a maxed out emo goth chad
N.g. you look amazing man can we Barry the hatchet man I'm sorry for making those threads about you
G.c. only on one condition
N.g. what is it?
G.c. you get me a pair of pantys an obese granny wore so I can sniff and lick them when I'm watching Alvin and the chick monks with my b.f.
N.g. oh OK sure, you got it ill get @chudur-budur to mail you a pair bro
The end
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