I met milky

[Neetgod]

So I decide to go to this goth night club on a Tuesday night to listen to this new dj in town. As I'm drinking my long Island I here this female's voice over the microphone. "neetgod this song goes out to you" I was perplexed so I look over towards the dj booth and it's this black haired hot af goth slut.

I wonder over to introduce myself. " neet God is that you". "Why yes it is me who do I have the pleasure of meeting". " its me milky"

Neetgod: milky fuck nigga you got some cake
Milky: hell yeah I do check out these fun bags"
Neetgod: shit what you doing later tonight
Milky: hooking up with you

So I grab milky and shove her in the closet and we made love till the early morning. he's now my goth gamer gf. And we live together. We're getting married next month.

 

[Muri]

Lmao wazafack

 

[Atila]

I am a currycel

I have to announce that I am officially a currycel. This is not a joke. I truly am a currycel. Please post your thoughts below.

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[Khaos]

 

[PlutoThePlanetCel]

he's now my goth gamer gf. And we live together

 

[Looksmax Refugee]

Make part two of this

The sad story of looksmax divorce from his wife

@Looksmax Refugee II has been in a love less marriage for 30 years to his Pakistan Wife his children are all grown now. Looksmax is now having a middle age crisis. So he goes to his favorite gook restaurant for lunch. Man time sure has gone quickly Looksmax thinks to himself all the sudden he...

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[Agoraneet]

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