Story I had first meeting with therapist

CelticKHV

CelticKHV

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Mar 19, 2021
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Simba hasn't returned to the pride lands yet but I just needed to login to post this. I had my first enforced appointment with a therapist that the welfare system enforced on me.
Of course I arrived shit faced drunk after 3 1/2 apple ciders, I had trouble even walking I was so drunk. I hope he didn't notice.

Well I enjoyed that therapy shit, I am such a narcissistic fuck talking about myself for an hour. The therapist said he thinks it is likely that I am an autist and he will look into the details of an assessment. I felt like I was on one of those murder documentary shows where they were getting into the mind of the killer. I was the centre of attention, it was the Celtic Truecel show, that was my time. I need more of that shit and I want my therapy live broadcasted on TV.
 
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CelticKHV

CelticKHV

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Welcome back
I'm not back, I just popped in as I needed to share my story. You probably won't hear from me for weeks. I am eating a lemon cheesecake at the moment. I got 2 new books today from Amazon, a Home Alone 2 children's picture book and a Catholic history book.
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CelticKHV

CelticKHV

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Vomit I didn't listen to that as I assume it is a nasty insult as that is all you are known for.
 
CelticKHV

CelticKHV

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Show Incelkingkong I can't see your new posts as I added your new account to my ignore list like the worthless pointless poster that you are. I could make 1 post a month and I still would be more memorable than you.
 
CelticKHV

CelticKHV

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I won't be reading any more replies, I may post an update next month. I live rent free in all your heads.
Also my therapist said he could put me in touch with a dietitian to lose weight, soon I will be mogging everyone and Atila's girlfriend will leave him for me.
 
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incelkingkong2

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Show Incelkingkong I can't see your new posts as I added your new account to my ignore list like the worthless pointless poster that you are. I could make 1 post a month and I still would be more memorable than you.
you read every post like the abused overweight dog you are
 
milkistermoo

milkistermoo

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Dec 2, 2020
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He'll make you think you're xyz or have xyz and then try to blame all your problems on it, don't fall for it
 
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Perpetual_Loser

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Nov 23, 2021
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Can therapy help reform NEETs or is it a fool's errand?

Like, how can you convince someone it's unhealthy to NOT want to work 40 hours a week, for 40 years? Outside of brainwashing, that is. What's the cure for NEETdom?
 
Fabio

Fabio

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Dec 4, 2020
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Can therapy help reform NEETs or is it a fool's errand?

Like, how can you convince someone it's unhealthy to NOT want to work 40 hours a week, for 40 years? Outside of brainwashing, that is. What's the cure for NEETdom?
Don't think there is. Once you realize that system is a massive scam there is no going back, especially if you can leech off the government.
 
Khaos

Khaos

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Jul 7, 2021
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Don't think there is. Once you realize that system is a massive scam there is no going back, especially if you can leech off the government.
How can wageslaves like you and me cope though? I don't know for you but I just want to be NEET asap.
 
Fabio

Fabio

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Dec 4, 2020
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How can wageslaves like you and me cope though? I don't know for you but I just want to be NEET asap.
I can cope because I am ALMOST a neet tbh. I do absolute bare minimum (sometimes not even an hour per day) work needed and spend the rest of the time on my copes. Pandemic was a blessing for me.
 
Khaos

Khaos

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I can cope because I am ALMOST a neet tbh. I do absolute bare minimum (sometimes not even an hour per day) work needed and spend the rest of the time on my copes. Pandemic was a blessing for me.
A bit similar for me but sooner or later this is going to end.
 
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