Venting I accidentally microwaved my tub of icecream that I was going to have for breakfast

[Despondent]

Yeah so long story short I woke up at my usual time of 4pm in the morning (or afternoon as normies call it) and I was kinda out of it tbh. Didn’t really sleep much and was feeling hungry af so I head to the kitchen, open up the freezer and get this nice tub of vanilla icecream out.

I was going to make my classic icecream peanut butter (gotta be healthy sometimes you know) sandwich with a few dollops of honey for the cherry on top. I make this masterpiece of a dish, and then somehow I mistook the microwave for the freezer and thought I was heating up the sandwich like I usually do so I set it for 2 minutes and only realized i put the tub in after I opened it.

It wasn’t all bad news tbh I made a nice ice cream smoothie out of it so yeah

 

[vomit]

 

[milkistermoo]

That's funny

When I was a kid I woke up one day half asleep and opened the fridge and was about to pee in it but my mom stopped me so I peed in the dustbin and went back to sleep.

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

that sounds gross but im glad it had a good ending

 

[Atila]

energy drinks have deteriorated your shit brains

 

[NEET COOM LDAR]

see this is a perfect thread to use the comfy react on (if we had it )

Comfy react?

It's a neet forum after all :feelscomfy:

neets.me

 

[Despondent]

energy drinks have deteriorated your shit brains

A small price to pay for removing my need to sleep