Help me decide

[Cretin]

Should I buy a fleshlight or a kindle with the gift card I got for Christmas?

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

There's more to life than sex, sweetiepie. Read books and become a stoic instead

 

[VoDkA]

Should I buy a fleshlight or a kindle with the gift card I got for Christmas?

Men who buy sex toys should be decapitated.

 

[Lain]

Should I buy a fleshlight or a kindle with the gift card I got for Christmas?

Buy a kindle, say it never arrived, get a refund, get an onahole

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

Men who buy sex toys should be decapitated.

What about ones who post their buttholes on obscure forums? Or ones who crush on morbidly obese women?

 

[VoDkA]

What about ones who post their buttholes on obscure forums? Or ones who crush on morbidly obese women?

I posted my butthole?

 

[Cretin]

Buy a kindle, say it never arrived, get a refund, get an onahole

Too much work for a neetcel nigga, idk how you find the effort to scam every chance you get

 

[Lain]

Men who buy sex toys should be decapitated.

gay and retarded take, you've never busted inside an onahole which is why you have this shit opinion (also your black, gay and low IQ) onas feel better then real coochie, real coomcels know what I'm talking about when you get that triple deluxe loli Japanese made pussy that vibrates on your dick with water based lubricant to ensure easy sliding in and out like a slip n slide ooooh lawd but you're gonna instead deathgrip your weiner to an obese whale like a cuck until you lose all sensations and pretend you're "based and redpilled"

 

[Lain]

i hate people of color

 

[Lain]

Too much work for a neetcel nigga, idk how you find the effort to scam every chance you get

it's one of my few hobbies

 

[『 』]

Should I buy a fleshlight or a kindle with the gift card I got for Christmas?

Kindle will give you knowledge, fleshlight will give you better coom, eas to a sad lonely incel doom

 

[Lain]

If you order off Amazon, the support literally follow a script, they don't even input their own thoughts into the matter. All of them are Indians. There's dedicated books on how to fuck them over, I'd link them but someone would call me an FBIcel that's going to rat your PC it's really as simple as saying it didn't arrive. They'll ask if you checked your neighbors, around your house, you say no. That's it, they give you a refund

 

[Asylum Patient]

i hate people of color

Please don't become like this, Lain. Reading this from you makes me sad.

 

[Lain]

Please don't become like this, Lain. Reading this from you makes me sad.

You've opened my eyes I'll start respecting black rights, women rights, Jewish rights, LGBTXYZ+ rights I'll triple mask before I post on the internet and I'll go and take all of the COVID-19 vaccines and 6 booster shots too