chudur-budur
5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
- Nov 26, 2020
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- When you kiss on her lips by the sea-shore, during the sunset, you might get a whiff of fart from the tyrone's butt-hole.
- Your first honeymoon (her 8th). When you french kiss her under the starry summer night, you might get the chance of tasting tyrone's stale shit-juice, who knows you might already got used to the lingering taste of shit in your mouth? Just like all the fireflies around you keep lingering around the bushes?
- When your dear wife kisses her newborn child, your child might taste the same shit-juice too, as if the tyrone just brushed his butt-crack all over your newborn's innocent face. Is there anything better than tyrone's dried shit-flakes and skid-marks ushering the happiest day of your life?
- If your mother used to be a whore, may be you already know how the tyrone's shit smells like? May be you are already blessed by tyrone's trace amount of fecal matter, just like your mother's love? Does the stench in the Walmart's shit room brings back your childhood memories?
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