Discussion closest to death you've been

[Lain]

also yes this thread was posted before in 2020 apparently but a few of my favorite posters didn't post @Neetgod2 and @Atila I feel like they have a story to tell here

 

[Neetgod]

also yes this thread was posted before in 2020 apparently but a few of my favorite posters didn't post @Neetgod2 and @Atila I feel like they have a story to tell here

One time some cereal killer fag tried to murder me and some niggers tried to car jack me, and I took 30 ambien pills and ended up in the hospital how about you

 

[Lain]

One time some cereal killer fag tried to murder me and some niggers tried to car jack me, and I took 30 ambien pills and ended up in the hospital how about you

I need background on the first story. I dated a schizophrenic girl from 4chan and she paid for me to visit her out in Cali, she gets psychotic a few times and it's mildly concerning but pussy is pussy y'know what I mean but after staying with her for 2 weeks it was time for me to go home, I tried to leave and the bitch ran to the kitchen and got a huge kitchen knife she started swinging that shit around I had to calm her down and wrestle it out of her hands and tell her I loved her yeah never talked to that bitch again

 

[Neetgod]

I need background on the first story. I dated a schizophrenic girl from 4chan and she paid for me to visit her out in Cali, she gets psychotic a few times and it's mildly concerning but pussy is pussy y'know what I mean but after staying with her for 2 weeks it was time for me to go home, I tried to leave and the bitch ran to the kitchen and got a huge kitchen knife she started swinging that shit around I had to calm her down and wrestle it out of her hands and tell her I loved her yeah never talked to that bitch again

I was taking a late night walk in San Diego and this white dude was standing outside on his porch I was in a friendly mood so I said hello he told me he had some girls and drugs in his basement I was like ahh that's OK then he runs up to me and says your making me angry now go to the party now. I walked away he kept following me saying i needed to get in his basement I get chills every time I think about that night cause I was high on ambien and he could of easily tricked me I almost fell for it too jfl

 

[Lain]

I was taking a late night walk in San Diego and this white dude was standing outside on his porch I was in a friendly mood so I said hello he told me he had some girls and drugs in his basement I was like ahh that's OK then he runs up to me and says your making me angry now go to the party now. I walked away he kept following me saying i needed to get in his basement I get chills every time I think about that night cause I was high on ambien and he could of easily tricked me I almost fell for it too jfl

Are you sure you weren't psychotic from ambien damn though just imagining that in my head, what do you mean you don't want to see the girls in the basement bro we even have crack rocks

 

[Saito]

3rd grade we had a pool party at school my friend wanted me to go in the deeper end to jump up and down, we go there and it's fun for a while until I went too deep and was drowning lucky for me there was a teacher nearby I remember pulling her bikini bottom down and it when down she pulled me up thinking I was trying to take a peek until she realized I was drowning. So she saved me. Everytime she saw me in the halls she smiled at me, that was a nice hairy bush, the first I ever saw and I'll never forget it.

 

[CelticKHV]

The cereal killer

 

[CelticKHV]

My story is back in 2013 or 14 I was searching on Craigslist for a glory hole blowjob service. I messaged this person in London who had an ad and they said they had a glory hole in their house. I asked if I would be allowed to look through the hole and touch their tits and they said looking through the hole was not allowed. I was still interested due to being 21yo KHV and I asked them for their address

Lucky I was too high inhib to go through with it as goodness knows what that "woman" had planned for me.

 

[p@rc@]

I was speeding and someone tried to do some weird crossing
the maneuver i had to do to avoid crashing almost got the car to overturn and that wouldve landed the vehicle on the another side on the freeway (sure death srs)

 

[Optimus]

back in the day my so called "friend" and I were walking on a dock about to jump in a boat. I told this fool that I cannot swim, and like the NPC he is laughed and said yea sure, then proceeded to push me in the water, probably thought I was being sarcastic. I fell in and started going towards the bottom, trying to reach the dock, shit was scary. Luckily the water was not that deep and this idiot friend was able to jump in and help me reach the dock.

I kept spitting up water from my lungs, could barely breath thought I was a goner. Never trust NPC fools I learned my lesson that day.

 

[NarcyChadlite]

also yes this thread was posted before in 2020 apparently but a few of my favorite posters didn't post @Neetgod2 and @Atila I feel like they have a story to tell here

Je pense when i tried coca

 

[NarcyChadlite]

also yes this thread was posted before in 2020 apparently but a few of my favorite posters didn't post @Neetgod2 and @Atila I feel like they have a story to tell here

Also ur name reminds me of porn actress Cassie laine

im such a c00mbrain smfh