Neetgod
NEET
- Dec 18, 2020
- 15,386
So im parked in a loading zone and this big obies negro hoe opens the back door and sits in my car. She says I'm Debra. I say huh da fuck who the fuck is Debra. She giggles and says stop playing baby I'm late for my appointment. I say da fuck bitch I ain't no uber driver get the fuck out my wip hoe. She says can't you just give me a ride daddy. I say hell nah bitch you best get out before I give you the boot. She says OK daddy chill you like cake. I say bitch of course I like cake but not your old ass flat flabby cakes now get. That bitch Finally gets out my ride. Fuck these hoes all think I'm a dam uber driver cause I got an old ass prius. Im too old for this Shit my nigga