Serious Anybody have that the reverse of that "all my posts are satire" copypasta?

Eren

Eren

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Nov 28, 2020
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Where it's like- "all my posts are serious & I am a threat"
 
Eren

Eren

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I need it for something
 
Atila

Atila

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Dec 2, 2020
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Dear Federal Agents Currently Surrounding my Residence Due to my Internet Posts and Messages Threatening to Topple the Federal Government of the United States of America:

My posts and comments are not ironic. They are not jokes. I am a genuine threat to society. I do intend to topple the Federal Government of the United States of America. You may attempt to capture me but it will be of little success. I am already on a high speed train to Washington DC. Stepping onto my property line will unleash a variety of traps, weapons, and privately hired guards to end all of your lives, and those who instructed you to do so. Tread lightly.
 
Eren

Eren

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Nov 28, 2020
3,391
Dear Federal Agents Currently Surrounding my Residence Due to my Internet Posts and Messages Threatening to Topple the Federal Government of the United States of America:

My posts and comments are not ironic. They are not jokes. I am a genuine threat to society. I do intend to topple the Federal Government of the United States of America. You may attempt to capture me but it will be of little success. I am already on a high speed train to Washington DC. Stepping onto my property line will unleash a variety of traps, weapons, and privately hired guards to end all of your lives, and those who instructed you to do so. Tread lightly.
thanks
 
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