Neetgod
NEET
- Dec 18, 2020
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Gay neetcels be like "oh my that's just disgusting look at all that cake. Yuck I need a pancake lady". I say niggacel you gay af.
Here are some requirements to get a cakes hood pass dog. But before this niga get to dis @Atila que up that old white niga wilding out at the gas station niga.
1. The cheeks must pop, be perky and supple ain't no fat bitch pass as having cakes just cause she wide. Bitches cakes have to pop. So I can pop you feel me. A niggas got to have cake if he wants to eat nigga.
2. Big thighs and calfs are a bonus not a requirement. But it does add better proportions to the cakes. It's a little strange when a hoe got cakes but skinny ass legs like exhibit a.
3. A little bit of cellulite gets a hood pass niga, but not too much niga
4. If a bitch can make the cake cheeks clap she gets extra hood points by this master cake baker nigga.
5. Some bitch got cake down on the bottom but not the top typical snow bunny. A nigga still like those cakes but prefer the ladder you feel me.
6. If a bitch got saggy ass cheeks she done had her hood pass revoked by the cake dmv.
7. If a hoe got pimples on dat cake nigas be still smashing but she get a large reduction on her hood pass benefits you feel me playacel
8. If a bitch between the height of 5'2 and 5'5 her cakes be at a premium because she is at the perfect angle for a white niga to go doggy on those cakes.
9. The hoes shoulders got to be narrower then her hips niga. I ain't trying to fuck bitch built like an apple niga.
10. Now if the bitch a snow bunny with cake she a dime piece. Shes more valuable then an opal in the hood you feel me. She gets a little extra suga in her hood jar.
Here are some requirements to get a cakes hood pass dog. But before this niga get to dis @Atila que up that old white niga wilding out at the gas station niga.
1. The cheeks must pop, be perky and supple ain't no fat bitch pass as having cakes just cause she wide. Bitches cakes have to pop. So I can pop you feel me. A niggas got to have cake if he wants to eat nigga.
2. Big thighs and calfs are a bonus not a requirement. But it does add better proportions to the cakes. It's a little strange when a hoe got cakes but skinny ass legs like exhibit a.
3. A little bit of cellulite gets a hood pass niga, but not too much niga
4. If a bitch can make the cake cheeks clap she gets extra hood points by this master cake baker nigga.
5. Some bitch got cake down on the bottom but not the top typical snow bunny. A nigga still like those cakes but prefer the ladder you feel me.
6. If a bitch got saggy ass cheeks she done had her hood pass revoked by the cake dmv.
7. If a hoe got pimples on dat cake nigas be still smashing but she get a large reduction on her hood pass benefits you feel me playacel
8. If a bitch between the height of 5'2 and 5'5 her cakes be at a premium because she is at the perfect angle for a white niga to go doggy on those cakes.
9. The hoes shoulders got to be narrower then her hips niga. I ain't trying to fuck bitch built like an apple niga.
10. Now if the bitch a snow bunny with cake she a dime piece. Shes more valuable then an opal in the hood you feel me. She gets a little extra suga in her hood jar.
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