8 reasons why im the truest neetcel on this forum

Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
Here is why I'm the goat of the neetcel community. And please dont argue with me you'll just embarrass yourself nugga

1. First off I'm the oldest neet here im 40 god dam years. I'm a grown ass man child respect a nigga. All yall are in your 20s or early 30s JFK at a some younge ass emo neetcel nigga trying to step to me:feelsahhh:

2. I've maybe worked three years of my life doing the easiest work known to man so basically I've been a full time neetcel for 22 years. No body has that experience here no body can fuck with that:feelscowboy:

3. I got my neet bux at 25 so I retired as a piece of trash neetcel at an extremely younge age. :feelsworry:

4. A true neetcel isnt proud of being a neetcel cause he knows it's not as glamorous as all yall want to make it out to be. It's a life of loneliness and dispare. Well unless your a wealthy neet that's a different story. :feelspop:

5. The only neetcel here who could mogg me was @FeminismIsCancer but he left so I was next in line for the thrown:feelsuhuh:

6. I live the black pill to the fullest. I've completely destroyed my body with copes. Think about rope constantly, make jokes with other blokes. Never had a serious gf, only fuck hookers, have zero friends, zero family, zero neighbors. :feelsdumb:

7. Half of my shit post are zeros nobody even here wants to read most of my threads that's based af :feelsugh:

8. Every thing in my life is subsidized like my housing, phone, food, ect nobody can fuck wit dat nigguh. I'm the personification of a leach. :feelslol:
 
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Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
Older than my daddy.
I am your neetcel daddy son you were switched at birth at the hospital cause my car had to many cum stains to have a sanitary environment for you to live in. so I just gave you away to your shit parents to cuck you knowing one day your shit genetics would lead you back to me your true neetcel daddy. Welcome home my child. :feelsuhuh:
 
SoupaSilva

SoupaSilva

obies grainy sourcer
Oct 6, 2021
4,364
I am your neetcel daddy son you were switched at birth at the hospital cause my car had to many cum stains to have a sanitary environment for you to live in. so I just gave you away to your shit parents to cuck you knowing one day your shit genetics would lead you back to me your true neetcel daddy. Welcome home my child. :feelsuhuh:
Good to be back, I'll be seeking compensation for all that child support you never paid and no I don't accept payment in cumsocks.
 
Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
Good to be back, I'll be seeking compensation for all that child support you never paid and no I don't accept payment in cumsocks.
I see can daddy pay you back with extra crispy chicken tendies my sweet child:feelsuhuh:
 
Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
How about we go halfs on an escort instead? Could do with some intimate father son bonding to make up for that time that was lost.
I agree we need some good old fashion father son bonding time clapping hoes booty cheeks.

But son daddy is a poor neetcel I'll tell you what we can go halfs on chicken tendies then use them to pay black crack hors on the blade son.

Dont worry though they will have cakes. But there will be some shit stains in there butt holes. does this work for you my child? :feelsuhuh:
 
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Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
you got nothing on me i was born retired little nigga
Wrong your not even a neet dude why dont you get that your a college cuck. But I will say you have the spirit of a neet wich is good in my book. But a true neet nope sorry.
 
Atila

Atila

xiǎo bái liǎn / King Vamp
Dec 2, 2020
18,915
Wrong your not even a neet dude why dont you get that your a college cuck. But I will say you have the spirit of a neet wich is good in my book. But a true neet nope sorry.
dont act as if you wasnt wagecucking nigga which is even worse i never worked 1 day in my life:feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL:
 
Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
dont act as if you wasnt wagecucking nigga which is even worse i never worked 1 day in my life:feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL::feelsLUL:
I'll give you that wich is impressive but studying is a form of wage cucking. Your studying to become a wage cuck. Which honestly I support. I wouldn't wish being a neetcel on any one.

And yes I admite I wage cucked for 12 hours a week for 2 years bro but as of now the last 6 months I'm a full time neetcel. And out of the 22 years I've been eligible to work I've worked a total of three years. None of them were hard labor jobs. Plus I get neetbux for life.
 
SoupaSilva

SoupaSilva

obies grainy sourcer
Oct 6, 2021
4,364
Shit's the least of my worries, probably left over cum from last client too.
 
CelticKHV

CelticKHV

NEET
Mar 19, 2021
3,039
My brother is 39, he is going bald now though I don't think I will go bald as I mostly inherit my father's genes. My great grandfather had a full head of hair in his 90th birthday party photo
 
Neetgod

Neetgod

NEET
Dec 18, 2020
15,386
Just turned 52, let not speed it up boyo! But yep, Im the old geezer here.
Impressive welcome fellow old neetcel. Tell me when did you begin to neet? How do you cope? When's the neet gospel Bible going to drop?
dont agebrag that fast tho:feelsuhuh:

@Lordgoro is 53+ yrs old, mogged by old man :feelskek:
Not so fast age isn't the only qualifier. The time spent neeting is most important. I've basically been a full time neet my entire life.
 
Lordgoro

Lordgoro

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
Nov 1, 2022
1,396
Impressive welcome fellow old neetcel. Tell me when did you begin to neet? How do you cope? When's the neet gospel Bible going to drop?

Not so fast age isn't the only qualifier. The time spent neeting is most important. I've basically been a full time neet my entire life.
BEEN neet since I was a teen, and taken OUT of school, so 40 years, that long enough? And the first 3 volumes of the New incel/outcast bible are available anytime. By the time you are finished reading them, vol 4 might be out! Heres the links, in ORDER:


 
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